[Intro] (Oh yeah, it's fantastic) (So stretchy, so drastic) (Welcome to the future, baby!) [Verse 1] Once was a time when the fish used to swim Now plastic’s the king, and the fish look like him Bottle-cap turtles and baggy old rays The ocean’s evolving in wonderful ways [Chorus] Hail to the plastic, it's here to stay Drifting and swirling, come what may Nature is fleeting, but bags will remain Bow to the kingdom of cellophane [Verse 2] Coral’s a bore, let’s replace it with straws Seagulls look better with six-pack bras Dolphins are fine, but a toy floats for years Why shed a tear when the future is clear? [Chorus] Hail to the plastic, it's here to stay Drifting and swirling, come what may Nature is fleeting, but bags will remain Bow to the kingdom of cellophane [Bridge] Tides roll in, waves roll out The Great Pacific Patch is what it’s about Mermaids now have polypropylene hair Who needs fish when pollution is there? [Guitar Solo] (shredding plastic-fueled chaos) [Verse 3] Sunken treasure? That’s old school We got bottle fleets and pool noodle pools Reefs made of flip-flops, islands of junk The ocean is thriving… well, sort of… *kinda*... *punk* [Chorus] Hail to the plastic, it's here to stay Drifting and swirling, come what may Nature is fleeting, but bags will remain Bow to the kingdom of cellophane [Outro] (Oh yeah, it's fantastic) (So stretchy, so drastic) (Welcome to the future, baby!) [End]
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