This track is a parody. Original: Maximu

[Intro] This track is a parody. Original: Maximus Beef Wellington — Hot Pot of Rage [Verse 1] While a pot of hot porridge flew straight at my head, My whole damn life flashed by, my courage — dead. I said, “Sweetie, your oppa’s got a minus IQ,” Next thing I knew — a blazing pot hit my brow. Her shrine of posters rose from pop-culture tombs, Stretching icy hands to drag me to its rooms. Now I’m dodging lightning bolts of fury ‘cross the room, Like Naruto, flying jutsu — fury’s deadly bloom. [Pre-Chorus] She screams, “Stream his fancam, bow to his face!” I beg for mercy — she’s swingin’ a vase. Bias rage cooking like a bomb under the bridge, Welcome, my friends, to this Hot Pot of Cringe. [Chorus] Oh baby, chill your stand war rage, One dumb joke, and you unleash the cage. You swear he’s pure, your perfect prince, But all I see — a boyband rinse. Hot Pot of Cringe, boilin’, corner’s heat climbs high, Dodgin’ forks like missiles fly. Next time I’ll keep my damn mouth shut — Or maybe not, I love this nut! [Bridge] There’s porridge on the ceiling, the cat’s wearin’ merch, I’m packin’ my shit, but where do I lurch? For one bias word, your soul’s sent straight to hell, This Hot Pot of Cringe won’t ever go cold. [Chorus Repeat] Oh baby, chill your stand war rage, One dumb joke, and you unleash the cage. You swear he’s pure, your perfect prince, But all I see — a boyband rinse. Hot Pot of Cringe, boilin’, corner’s heat climbs high, Dodgin’ forks like missiles fly. Next time I’ll zip my lips — unhinged, ‘Cause we’re all stuck deep in this Hot Pot of Cringe. [Outro] Yeah, next time maybe I’ll just binge — Till we all drown in this Hot Pot of Cringe.