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Doktor Konundrum - Banana Beam

Behold my genius! [Verse 1] Potassium forty is radioactive It's power potential is very attractive Harvest and enrich from banana peels Agitate and Activate and your fate is sealed Banana-tonium locked in the core Yellow peel juice powers what's in store Charge the capacitors, calibrate the lens Take aim and pull the trigger then the mayhem begins Test fire at the blast zone Vaporize the target Measure all the levels See the warning, disregard it Increase the power Amplify it ten fold Beware the death ray And the power I hold [Pre-Chorus] Charge it up, Charge it up Watch the power glow Three, two, one, Are you ready, here we go! [Chorus] Freem Freem Fear the beam Banana powered death ray Hittin' the scene Freem Freem Fear the beam Run for your lives Everybody scream [Verse 2] YES! Death ray flex, my mind is amazing With the power of the beam the world is my play thing Bow to my genius, Give up your bananas Wait, why is it smoking, this isn't what the plan is The pressure valve coughed, the barrel started to hum According to these readings we should probably run The beam fired wild, it's power was cruel Turned my silverback soldiers to gorilla goo Whole lab dancin' Tryin' to dodge the beams Hit the cloning tank Some minions and my cottage cheese (My Lunch!) Power overloading Reactor going critical As far as tests go This is pretty typical You know, I should really be more careful.. [Chorus] Freem Freem Fear the beam Banana powered death ray Hittin' the scene Freem Freem Fear the beam Run for your lives Everybody scream [Bridge] The dials are spinning, the coils are hot I'm pretty sure that I singed my eyebrows off It might need adjustments, the alignment is dreadful But overall I think that the test was successful [Spoken word break] Yep... just another day in conundrum labs Nothing to see here. [Final Chorus] Freem Freem Fear the beam Banana powered death ray Hittin' the scene Freem Freem Fear the beam Run for your lives Everybody scream Don't worry about the minions... They'll be fine. Except for Bob... Bob was definitely vaporized.