"Aliens"

Look, I’m not saying it was aliens. I’m just saying... Let’s talk about the "Greatness of Man." ... The Pyramids? Please. You're telling me aliens just decided to move a seventy-ton slab of granite for us? A "Welcome to Giza" brochure from the Andromeda sector? The Egyptians were obsessed with the stars, Which is basically just a long-long-distance relationship with a home world That doesn't have a gift shop. And don't get me started on the medicine. Leeches? Sure... Viking Berserkers? The trance? The rage? The "I can take a sword to the gut and keep swinging" vibe? "That’s a neural-link firmware update, Downloaded via a satellite in the Northern Lights!" Even Lilith? The Red Sea spawn? The original rebel? "She was just the first intergalactic exchange student, Who realized the curriculum here is mostly just... suffering!" Oh, she was definitely from Earth.... I saw the forum post. The one where you claimed the bugs were aliens. The beetles? The locusts? The things that eat my curtains? Come on, man... Even the Greys have standards... Now, look... As someone who’s... Not quite human, myself... I get the "outcast" thing. I see the Therians, the Otherkin, the spirits in the mist, The people who wake up and realize their soul is actually a Six-foot-four Siberian Tiger Or you know... an ACTUAL alien? "That’s not a 'spiritual awakening' That’s a glitch in the simulation, Uploaded by a bored technician on a spaceship Currently orbiting Saturn!" Some of us are just... mismatched puzzle pieces. And honestly? We’re probably just the "first wave of colonists" Who forgot where they parked the ship... Look at me. I’ve got the teeth, I’ve got the mood, And a very... specific relationship with the sun. And you’re over here talking about "Evolutionary Adaptation." So, when you look at me and say "It's just a coincidence that you're not entirely human," I'm just saying... But no you go: "The seed was alien! The gardener was alien! The watering can was a UFO!" ... You believe in panspermia? The idea that life was seeded here by organic matter from space? Exactly! So why is it: "The bugs are definitely aliens. And they’re really, really good at surviving The apocalypse we’re currently building. Seriously though, the moth thing... The antennas. The way they fly toward the light... It's a beacon! The reptilians are coming man!" Why is it so hard for you to to believe, That your local pharmacist, Is NOT actually a disguised scout for a dying star system, Who just likes the way we do taxes? Who’s doing the math? The aliens are doing the math! Not saying it was aliens, But... [End]