[Verse 1] Chair tilts back—bib on chest, tongue goes numb, pulse gets pressed. She says “open,” I go “ah,” mirror shows my late-night flaw. [Pre-Chorus] Metal taste, cold glove glide— “have you flossed?” I choose “I tried.” [Chorus] Bluetooth tooth fairy—sync my grin, LED halo, shame within. If beauty hurts, then light me up— charge my jaw, overflow cup. [Post-Chorus] Ha—ha—mint burn—eyes water—don’t move. [Verse 2] She grips my cheeks like truth or dare, scrapes last month’s midnight wear. Rinse cup fails—pink tide grows, I gargle vows and swallow woes. [Pre-Chorus] Suction hum, cheeks cave in; phone on me keeps asking “pin.” [Break / Build] (Assistant:) “Clamp.” (Dentist:) “Wider.” (Overhead:) “Bite—hold—hold.” I breathe through sparks and liquid cold. [Drop] (Assistant barks:) “LIGHTS ON.” (Silence—then the rhythm slams back twice as hard.) [Verse 3] She installs a tiny star, hidden speaker in my scar. Molar blinks a nightclub code, gumline sings “you’ve been re—load.” [Bridge / Rap] Left side—right side—grit, don’t gag; cotton cloud, iron drag. I chant “fresh—fresh”—ugh—again, jawline church says “spit—amen.” [Verse 4] She wipes my chin, says “nearly done,” “smile for me—let’s test the fun.” Mouth goes neon, room turns rave, I taste the bill I cannot save. [Double Chorus] Bluetooth tooth fairy—sync my grin, LED halo, shame within. If beauty hurts, then light me up— charge my jaw, overflow cup. Bluetooth tooth fairy—flash that bite, club in my skull, late-night light. I mouth a thank-you—mint and pain— walk out glowing like a train. [Tag / Outro] (Front desk:) “Next!” I grin the hallway blue. Elevator mirrors clap.