
IF RIDE OPERATORS BROKE THE RULES
🎵 “IF RIDE OPERATORS BROKE THE RULES” 🎵 [Intro – Chant Hook] They roll the signs… they run the lights… out there every day Bend the rules and laugh it off along the way Now take that chaos… strap it to a track… If ride operators worked like that — no turning back [Verse One] Like drivers who speed just for the thrill They’d launch the coaster before it’s still No bar check, just “you’re probably tight” “Hold on good — you’ll be alright” Like drivers who drift from lane to lane They’d switch the tracks mid-ride again Wrong direction, no heads-up call “Didn’t see that turn at all!” [Pre-Chorus] We see it daily out on the street Rules get crushed under spinning wheels and feet But lock that mindset into a ride There’s nowhere left to run or hide [Chorus] If ride operators broke the rules like that Like drivers swerving all over the map Skipping checks just to save some time Crossing every safety line No double-check, just hit “go fast” Hope the bolts were tightened last If thrill rides ran like reckless roads You’d feel the fear before it loads [Verse Two] Like drivers who ignore every sign They’d miss the height check every time “Too small? Ah well, let ‘em ride” Safety pushed off to the side Like rolling stops and careless turns They’d guess how much the engine burns Run it hot, run it hard “Maintenance? That’s tomorrow’s card” [Bridge – Breakdown Chant] Click it down… or maybe not… Spin it up… give it a shot… Same wild thinking, different scene… Steel tracks where trust should be clean [Final Chorus – Big Build] If ride operators broke the rules we see Like drivers lost in unpredictability Green means go, even when it shouldn’t “Looks fine to me” — though it wouldn’t No margin left, no second try No pulling over, no slowing by That’s why the rules are written tight To keep the thrill… but keep it right [Outro – Soft Chant Fade] We see the chaos… out on the road… every day… But on that coaster… There’s no room for it that way…

