(Verse 1) In a quiet little town on a Saturday morn', The Vick family’s busy, from dusk until dawn. Dale’s in the house, cleaning with pride, An ex-Navy SEAL with OCD on his side. (Chorus) We’re cleaning the house, selling our stuff, Turning old memories into treasures for some. Come join the fun, it’s a family tale, At the Vick family's yard sale! (Verse 2) Caleb and David, they're playing out back, With Adrian and Maddie, they're keeping on track. Momma Sandie’s outside, in charge of the trade, With Ryan by her side, lemonade freshly made. (Chorus) We’re cleaning the house, selling our stuff, Turning old memories into treasures for some. Come join the fun, it’s a family tale, At the Vick family's yard sale! (Bridge) Books and toys, clothes and more, What once we loved, we're letting it go. Neighbors and friends, they all come by, Sharing a laugh and a friendly hi. (Verse 3) Dale’s in his zone, every item in place, While Sandie’s warm smile brings a glow to her face. The kids run around, laughter fills the air, With Ryan's lemonade, there's joy everywhere. (Chorus) We’re cleaning the house, selling our stuff, Turning old memories into treasures for some. Come join the fun, it’s a family tale, At the Vick family's yard sale! (Outro) So if you’re around, come take a peek, At the Vick family's sale, it's happening this week. With a song in our hearts and a smile to share, At the Vick family's yard sale, we’re always prepared! Maybe Weird Al can sing it. And we can donate the proceeds to my new charity to send garage sales to hell and keep them there 🌈