HOLY LAND — NO BALANCE 🔥😂 [Intro] Ajuju-SQ! Omo! Omo! Omo! Holy Land Cruisers! Abeg, who invite these boys? 😂 Nobody normal for here! DJ, increase the volume! [Chorus] Holy Land no balance! 😂 Everybody get one problem! One dey sell, one dey confuse One dey farm, one dey cruise! Holy Land no balance! But na here we dey catch our balance! If you see the boys outside Just park your wahala and join the vibe! [Verse 1] Shat Man! Shat Man! Mr. Ganger himself 😂 You ask am, “How much?” He say, “Oga, how many you want?” Shat Man no dey sleep, Business dey call am for midnight If good ganger get chairman, Na Shat Man get the microphone! 😂 Dio Toma! Ahhh, this guy! You ask question, he answer another question You think say you understand am— You don already enter confusion! 😂 Dio Toma fit tell you, “I'm coming tomorrow yesterday.” You go look am like… “Brother, wetin you just talk?” 😂 [Chorus] Holy Land no balance! Everybody get one problem! Dio Toma dey confuse, Dancer dey refuse to stop! [Verse 2] Bright! Our cucumber general! 🥒 Farmer wey Holy Land dey depend on Anytime cucumber dey disappear, Everybody go shout: “Bright!” 😂 Bright say, “Na farm I dey go.” We say, “Bring something back!” He return with cucumber Like say na Christmas giveaway! 😂 Mr P! Mr P! Our own Ramsym NOA! 🎬 Guy no need camera before acting start Give am one chair— He don turn am to movie set! 😂 [Verse 3] The Dancer! Smallest man, biggest wahala! 😂 Beat never drop— This guy don already bend waist! DJ say, “One, two, three…” Dancer say, “Leave am!” Before the bass enter, His leg don enter another country! 😂🔥 Smart! Our professional follow-man! You move—Smart move. You stop—Smart stop. You hide— Smart still find you! 😂 [Bridge] Bro Koko! Bro Koko! Na him be that thing! 😂 Which thing? Na him know! You ask Koko, “Wetin dey happen?” He say, “Nothing.” Five minutes later… Everybody don hear the story! 😂 [Verse 4] Don DADA! 👑 King of UZE! When DADA enter, Everybody dey arrange their attitude! No shouting, no stress Just royal movement If UZE na kingdom, DADA don collect the throne! 👑😂 [Final Chorus] Holy Land no balance! But we like am that way! Shat Man dey hustle, Dio Toma dey confuse all day! Bright dey farm, Mr P dey act, Dancer dey dance, Smart dey follow track! Bro Koko—“Na him be that!” 😂 Don DADA—“KING OF UZE!” 👑 Holy Land Cruisers! Nobody fit explain us! [Outro – Street Hype] Oya! Shat Man! — COME OUT! Dio Toma! — CONFUSE US! 😂 Bright! — WHERE CUCUMBER DEY? 🥒 Mr P! — CAMERA ON! 🎬 Dancer! — SHOW YOUR LEG! 😂 Smart! — WHO YOU DEY FOLLOW? Bro Koko! — NA HIM BE THAT! Don DADA! — UZE KING! 👑 Ajuju-SQ! Holy Land Cruisers! We no get sense, but we get vibes! 😂🔥
