**Lord of the Dead (Deleted)** [Hook] Lord of the Dead, crown’s gettin’ snatched tonight Four-stack roll deep, end your afterlife No respawn, no throne, just a body bag rite Bow to the living—bitch, goodnight [Verse 1 - Blade] Daywalker step, silver through your chest Vamp king slayer—your reign’s put to rest Glaive spin, decap, holy water splash Undead emperor? More like undead trash [Verse 2 - Magik] Soulsword ignite, Limbo chains wrap tight Drag your ass to hell for the highlight Portal yeet your skull to the demon pit “Lord of the Dead?” Cute. Sit. [Verse 3 - Thor] Mjolnir crash—thunder delete your face God-level smite, no save, no grace Lightning cook the crypt, Asgard says bye Even Odin laughed: “This fool gotta die” [Verse 4 - Jeff] *chomp chomp chomp* Jeff bite the ankles, trip the big bad Tail wag, burp crown, happiest lad Lord of the Dead now Lord of the Fed To a baby shark. GG, you dead [Final Hook] Lord of the Dead? Lord of the Deleted Four heroes, one clip—your era’s completed Crown on Jeff’s head, he’s the new king now Woof woof, motherfucker—bow. *hammer drop, portal snap, shark burp* Match over.