WINTER? NEVER HEARD OF HER! ft. 𝒞𝓁ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 ℒ𝓎𝓇𝒳 [TRA Winterfest]

Join the TRA Discord - https://discord.gg/tra-studio ---------- Winter hit Queensland so I spat the dummy Nineteen degrees and everyone’s acting funny My neighbour wore gloves like he’s climbing K2 Bro it’s barely chilly, what’s wrong with you My hoodie smells weird, like a dead cane toad Fan on full blast but my house still explodes Bundy in my cup and the ice won’t stay Even cold weather quits after one damn day I saw frost once, swear it traumatized me Mate said “layer up,” so I blocked him politely Weather app screaming like the world might end But the sun’s still out cooking my shins again Oi Winter can get in the bin, set it on fire Colder than a breakup, hotter than a fryer Oi Queensland pretending it’s the Arctic zone I’m sweating in a jacket made of pure regret alone Cane toads doing laps in the puddle outside Mozzies forming gangs like they’re statewide “Winter’s here,” says the news with a trembling voice Twenty-two degrees and that’s a brave choice My doona’s too heavy, my fan’s too weak Cold snap lasted maybe half a week State goes feral when the temp hits mild Queensland winter’s just summer… but styled Cold front “arriving” like a dodgy mate Says it’ll show up but it’s three hours late BOM forecast reading like a scam email “Brace yourself”—for what? This lukewarm gale? Oi Winter can get in the bin, set it on fire Colder than a breakup, hotter than a fryer Oi Queensland pretending it’s the Arctic zone I’m sweating in a jacket made of pure regret alone I love whining loudly at the slightest breeze I love every boomer yelling “put on sleeves” I love when the wind drops barely a notch And someone screams “cold snap” like they’re keeping watch Look, I’m gonna be honest with you, yeah? Winter in Queensland isn’t even cold. I’m not cold. You’re cold. My whole suburb puts on jumpers like we’re trekking Everest. Mate, it’s nineteen degrees, calm down. The lady at Woolies said “stay warm” like I’m about to freeze solid in aisle seven. What world are we living in? I saw a guy wearing a beanie in twenty-two degrees — Twenty. Two. Degrees. If winter had a face I’d flick its ear and tell it to get a real job. And don’t get me started on the weather app. Telling me “cold front incoming”… Cold front WHERE? Is it stuck at the lights? Did it go to Yatala Pies and forget to come back? Queensland winter is just summer’s weird little brother who shows up uninvited, complains for five minutes, then melts into humidity and leaves his mess everywhere. I swear the next person who says “ooh it’s a bit crisp this morning” is getting launched straight into the nearest cane field. Winter can get in the bin. Set the bin on fire. Then complain it’s too warm. Oi Winter can get in the bin, set it on fire Colder than a breakup, hotter than a fryer Oi Queensland winter’s just a prank with flair It hits for fifteen minutes then it disappears