[Intro - whispery, ethereal, echo ribbits] Ribbit... ribbit... who's the king? Ribbit... ribbit... [Verse 1 - playful, bouncy] Frog King on a lily pad throne, Toad in a bathrobe on a flip-phone. One says "I'm the king of the flies!" Other says "Yeah? I'm full of lies!" Both in the swamp, both dwellin' fine, Sippin' on swamp wine, wastin' time. Turtles bathin' in the sun, Swamp is home to everyone. [Chorus - big ethereal drop, sparkly synths, danceable] Which one is king? Which one lies? Countin' all the buzzin' flies! Croak and boast and alibis, Swamp parliament of lies! 99 Frog Kings, just down to one! 99 Frog Kings, just down to one! Oh ohhh — hear the splash, here comes fun! [Verse 2 - groovy] Along came Gator, in designer jaws, Heard all that croakin', took a pause. Said "Dinner theater? Don't mind if I do," Looked at the kings said "Table for two." GULP! Now his belly swells, real wide, Got a frog king and a toad inside. Still arguing 'bout flies and lies, While turtles watch with sun-glass eyes. [Bridge - super ethereal, half-time, choir] Who's left to tell their tale? The hater never ate so well! Gator got a food baby, Swamp got quiet, maybe... [Final Chorus - huge drop, silly ad-libs] One frog king left, on a tiny throne, Toad's gone, frog's alone, King of the flies? King of NOTHIN'! Still tellin' lies that he's somethin'! 99 Frog Kings just down to one! He says "I meant to do that, it was fun!" Turtles bathin' in the sun, Swamp is home to everyone! [Outro - fading reverbed ribbits] Ribbit... (I'm still king!) Ribbit... (liar!) *splash*
