Nobody Likes AI Musicians

[Voice Memo Beep] Yo... Wait... You make AI music? ... Yeah. Oh. — Bro, I swear the song was actually good Then I said it was AI And everybody got quiet Like... instantly One guy said “Damn, that’s crazy...” Then changed the subject — [Hook] Nobody likes AI musicians Nobody likes AI musicians Until they need a soundtrack For their breakup Nobody likes AI musicians Nobody likes AI musicians Until they cry at 2 AM And don’t know it was AI — My friend told me “It just doesn’t feel human” Then sent me Three AI songs The next morning — My mom said “Your music sounds nice” Then asked “But what’s your real job?” — [Hook] Nobody likes AI musicians Nobody likes AI musicians Until the chorus gets stuck Inside their head Nobody likes AI musicians Nobody likes AI musicians They just don’t like saying They listened to one — Sometimes I think Maybe they’re right Maybe pressing keys Isn’t the same thing But I still stayed up all night Trying to make One honest song — [Outro] So yeah... Maybe it’s fake But you still listened To the whole thing