[Intro] [Melody] [Verse 1] Went outside to feed a stray No reason to let anything starve That's what I always say The stray didn't blink It fluffed up Growled and hissed then backed away I put the food down and then... Saw a twitch, something in the grass My mouth fell open I had nothing to say Except.... "Oh good grief, what the heck....?" [Chorus] Ten tiny eyes blue as the sky Why why oh why Tiny faces staring at me from down there The porch is high The grass was tall Fuzzy things curiously blinking Five little kittens in all [Verse 2] I turned away and found my partner in crime I said "We have no time." "That's stray you mentioned already has a family here" "I think they're living under your grill, my dear" He went to look, jaw clenched Had to see with his own eyes Probably hoping I was teasing telling lies [Chorus] Ten tiny eyes blue as the sky Why why why oh why Tiny faces staring at us from down there The porch is high The grass was tall Fuzzy things curiously blinking Five little kittens in all [Verse 3] What should we do now We had to find a solution somehow We talked long into the night Tried to decide what would be right Doing nothing wouldn't work Six cats would become sixty we agreed with a smirk Oh my why oh why To stop feeding would be cruel Starving isn't cool We're not mean This world is harsh and times are lean Innocent little things huddled for warmth Against chilly night winds from the North [Chorus] Ten tiny eyes blue as the sky Why why why oh why Tiny heads bobbing around down there The porch is high The grass was tall Fuzzy things pouncing tripping around Five little kittens in all [Verse 4] They were easy to take Too scared to fight So tiny and small too little to bite Five kittens were in the yard Now five kittens are in the house All bedded down cozy and warm Safe from the storm But mommy wouldn't go for my trap Oh crap crap crap [Bridge] Kittens need to eat many times a day Or at least that's what I've heard people say No stores open no kitten milk to be found Watered down chicken pate would have to do until morning came around [Verse 5] Six a.m. and mommy kitty still refused to play right Ignored my trap and it's poised flap She had no understanding of the plight Then I got an idea to save the day The house is a box and the door is a flap It's one big happy trap trap trap! It should work ok ok yes yes yes yay yay yay! I smiled, opened the door, and lit myself a cigarette Pretending not to be a threat Then I saw the mommy sneaking close Up the ramp while twitching her nose One foot, two feet, body, three feet, four feet, then her tail Inside my house she slowly sailed I gave her a little time then stepped inside and closed the door Very happy the kittens wouldn't be hungry anymore [Final Chorus] Twelve little eyes ten blue as the sky Why why why oh why Bunch of new floofs in our place The house is warm The house is safe Fuzzy babies lacking grace Each new kitty greets me with a hissy face Prinzessin is both shocked and amazed [Melody] [Fade Out] Ohhh ohhhh ohhh Five little kittens in all
