
Cr33py (KARVED remix)
[INTRO] [Vintage Bollywood horror movie opening] [inspired by the old black and white Addams Family series] [Low ominous harmonium chord] [Very distant sitar] [Slow theremin slide rising from the darkness] [THEREMIN] [Exaggerated ridiculous horror sound] (WEEEE-OOO-WAAAAAA) [Sudden huge Bollywood orchestral hit] [VERSE 1] [Full energetic Bollywood groove] [Driving tabla and dholak] [Big vintage Indian film strings] [Sitar playing short rhythmic answers] [Brass fanfares] [The vocal delivery should feel theatrical and slightly suspicious] Who is the creepy one Am I the creepy one Are you the creepy one Me you who who he she me again [THEREMIN ANSWERS EACH “WHO”] [Short ridiculous sliding theremin noises] Creepy creepy creepster show But I don’t know who is the creepiest one [HUGE DRAMATIC BOLLYWOOD ORCHESTRAL HIT] [CHORUS] [Creepy but extremely playful] [Tabla becomes more energetic] [Strings play exaggerated horror figures] [Sitar doubles the rhythmic groove] Creep creep creepy Creep creep creepy [THEREMIN] [High-pitched cartoonishly frightening slide] Hihi hihii creepyyy uuuu who me [Sudden musical stop] Me? Meeeee [THEREMIN ANSWER] It’s meeeeeeeee hihii [EVERYTHING BUILDS] Creeepyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiii [GIANT BOLLYWOOD HORROR HIT] [INSTRUMENTAL BREAK] [Over-the-top vintage Bollywood dance sequence] [Sitar solo] [Fast tabla] [Dholak] [Orchestral strings] [Brass] [Theremin continuously screaming in the background] [Add absurd 1960s horror organ] [Make it sound like a ridiculous haunted Bollywood dance number] [VERSE 2] [Return to main groove] [More theatrical and increasingly unhinged] Who is the creepy one Am I the creepy one Are you the creepy one Me you who who he she me again Creepy creepy creepster show But I don’t know who is the creepiest one [THEREMIN] [Short answer after every “creepy”] [CHORUS] [Creep creep creepy] [Creep creep creepy] [Build progressively] [More strings] [More tabla] [More brass] [More theremin] Hihi hihii creepyyy uuuu who me Me? Meeeee It’s meeeeeeeee hihii Creeepyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiii [BREAKDOWN] [Everything suddenly disappears] [Only harmonium, one tabla hit and distant theremin] Creep creep creepy [Pause] [THEREMIN] [Very quiet] “Wooooooo...” [Silence] [FINAL CHORUS] [Massive ridiculous Bollywood horror finale] [Full orchestra] [Fast tabla] [Sitar] [Brass] [Strings] [Theremin] [Organ] [Everything completely over-the-top] Creep creep creepy Creep creep creepy Hihi hihii creepyyy uuuu who me Me? Meeeee It’s meeeeeeeee hihii Creeepyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiii [EVERYTHING STOPS] [One tiny sitar pluck] [Dry comedic delivery] Not you [VERY SHORT SILENCE] [THEREMIN] [One absurdly long descending slide] [END]

