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Da-da-DUM — da-da-DUM — Sausage action and buns are done! Da-da-DUM — da-da-DUM — Something’s started — and it’s just begun! LET’S GO lets have some fun   🎵 VERSE 1 — (0:18–0:50) [Strutting bass — playful, eyebrow-raised delivery] Humans are weird their totally strange Their language seems completely deranged Say “knickers” — they just laugh especially if wearing them and your busted! Mention “panties” and folks get dirty hot and totally flustered Same old fabric and it's the same stuff your keeping warm How does choice of words cause such a storm? It’s just a pouch between the thighs — So why the blush, whats the big surprise? I suppose if I wore them it may be comedy gold Though I'm sure for the wife it would soon get old. Enough discourse on where the clothes go — How d’ya like your bacon? Crisp or slow? Thanks Ozzy Crispy please! If you can in my buns can you bring the cheese. Thanks for the brief and exciting lecture! But listen close — this is the main adventure! Eve is PREGNANT! Can you believe the news? I’m gonna be a DAD — got nothing to lose! We’ll marry soon — got to plan the day Hey Ozzy you listening to what I say Bob, Pregnant? HERE? Where the dead reside? Where your bodies are elsewhere on the other side? That’s not supposed to happen — can’t be denied! But My MUM said it's happening— Gay-er confirmed it’s true — Cosmic shift —a reality rule thats brand new! That ain’t no joke Bob — fetch my DAD! [BIG — Time Warp energy — everyone shouts — tight AABB rhymes] IT’S THE BOB JONES TWIST — THE WORLD’S UNRAVELLING! TWO WRONG BOB’S ON EARTH — AND THE RULES ARE FALLING! BABY CONCEIVED WHERE THE SHADOWS DWELL — NOTHING’S AS IT SEEMS — CAN’T YOU TELL?! Bacon, babies, bodies on the loose — OH BUGGER! WHAT A MESS WE CHOSE! (CLAP CLAP — OH BUGGER!) (CLAP CLAP — WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!)* [Darker bass — dramatic delivery] [DEATH deep voice] Boys, Listen close — here’s the mistake we made — Picked the WRONG Bob — and the scales were weighed! The REAL Bob Jones — he turned his life around — Found his soul — right at the final bound! Healthy days and prayers and piety — Heaven-bound — and that’s the DISHARMONY! But PRIDE escaped — struck a deal with LOKI too — Slipped back to Earth — and here’s the twist for YOU: [BOB male voice] Don’t say — don’t tell me — I see the pattern here — He’s joyriding in my body — that's what I fear?! He's going about and roaming free — While I’m stuck down here — and he is me?!  IT’S THE BOB JONES TWIST — THE WORLD’S UNRAVELLING! TWO WRONG BOB’S ON EARTH — AND THE RULES ARE FALLING! BABY CONCEIVED WHERE THE SHADOWS DWELL — NOTHING’S AS IT SEEMS — CAN’T YOU TELL?! Bacon, babies, bodies on the loose — OH BUGGER! WHAT A MESS WE CHOSE! (CLAP CLAP — OH BUGGER!) (CLAP CLAP — WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!)* 🎵 BRIDGE — (2:18–2:50) [Beat drops — spoken with camp gravitas — builds back] [DEATH] And there’s MORE — this child’s the cosmic key — The future of existence rests on YOU and ME! The seams are tearing — threads are coming loose — Mavis said the rules are on the deuce! So Bob — you’re going BACK — to set things right — A vacant body waits — it's your girlfriend Eve's so the fit may be tight [BOB] HER body too?! You mean we swap the frame?! Shift like a gearbox — stick to automatic claim?! I’m just a bloke who likes his bacon crisp — I’m not built for this cosmic body-swapping biz! Ozzy — say something — tell me it’s a gag! [OZZy:] [muffled] dude you've got this in the bag.. Plus riding in your girlfriends frame You'll learn cool stuff it won't be lame To start with I admit you'll be a total noob But at least you can check out her fabulous Incredible strength and beauty   🎵 FINAL CHORUS — (2:50–3:20) [Double energy — handclaps faster — campier] IT’S THE BOB JONES TWIST — THE WORLD’S UNRAVELLING! PRIDE’S IN MY BODY — AND THE RULES ARE FALLING! BABY CONCEIVED WHERE THE SHADOWS DWELL — I’VE GOTTA GO BACK — CAN’T YOU TELL?! Double bugger, Knickers, bacon.. Totally the end for now mwahahaha