"Hey you fuckers!....How ya doing tonight!?.....We're gonna fuck shit up!...I got my friend Kai here tonight, so you motherfuckers stay put after the set!" Gather they, on sabbat eves When the moon's but a sliver in the sky To pay homage to dark beings Whose price they must pay, or power denied Within the circle of sisters Thirteen in number, by design long back Their chanting in the fire's light Summons the dead, enshrouded in black [Chorus] Thirteen! Thirteen Witches! Their power grows Their coven strengthens As magic flows With blood of lamb and virgin maid They seek to appease dread horrors For they crave power above all else And would sell their fuckin' souls for more Broken minds and blackened hearts The worst in witchkind, no doubt at all Through their allegiances to the damned Hordes of demons they can call [Chorus] Thirteen! Thirteen Witches! Their power grows Their coven strengthens As magic flows Thirteen! Thirteen Witches! Don't end up in their oven In case you didn't know Evil comes in a baker's dozen Thirteen Witches! [Guitar solo Highly Technical] Thirteen! (It's only unlucky for everyone else) Thirteen! Thirteen Witches! They call upon the dread and dark, To uncover hidden spells Through graveyard and cemetery And through the bowels of Hell They're Thirteen! Thirteen Witches! Thirteen! Thirteen Fucking Witches! [Outro]
