
Being Human (No Assembly Required)
[Intro] [Long Intro] [Intro] “Welcome user… Initialization… incomplete… … no assembly required… … results may vary…” [Verse 1] Came in a box marked “Good to go” No plug-and-play—just go with the flow Preloaded feelings, factory-installed But half of the features don’t work at all Got smiling.exe but it lags for days Empathy’s stuck in the loading phase Battery drains when I try to care And the “confidence” patch just isn’t there [Chorus] Being human — no assembly required, a treat Plug me in, and I’m already obsolete All the parts came pre-wired wrong Still somehow expected to carry on Being human — straight out the crate Some screws loose but it ships that way If it breaks, just shrug with dismay “Guess that’s normal… these days” [Verse 2] User manual’s written in Chinese what a shame Every page says “you’re to blame” To troubleshoot love? Just turn it off Wait five minutes, then reboot the loss Got dreams installed but they won’t compile They crash real hard after just one trial And every update just adds new bugs Now even my circuits hold a grudge [Verse 3] Social settings: default to “weird” Auto-correct turns “truth” to “feared” Small talk module completely fried Laugh track plays at the wrong damn time Mirror shows a corrupted file Identity flickers mile by mile And somewhere deep in the system logs It says: “This build was built with flaws” [Bridge] …timeout error in the soul… … packet loss in self-control… … infinite loop between heart and mind… … please stand by… please stand by… Thermal spike when emotions rise Blue screen triggered by someone’s eyes Buffer overrun when I overthink Pull the plug… if I’m on the brink… [Long Solo] [Verse 4] Now I’m buzzing like a severed wire Running hot with a phantom fire Every thought in a feedback loop Trying to process what I can’t compute But the label still says “works just fine” “Fully functional—most of the time” So I’ll keep on glitching through the day Like I was built to break this way [Chorus] Being human — no assembly required, a treat Plug me in, and I’m already obsolete Every fix just rewrites itself No rules to follow, no sense of self Being human — take it or leave No returns, no guarantees Being human is not hard to fake— No limitations… now watch me break [Outro] [End Song] [End]

