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Being Human (No Assembly Required)

[Intro] [Long Intro] [Intro] “Welcome user… Initialization… incomplete…
… no assembly required…
… results may vary…” [Verse 1] Came in a box marked “Good to go”
 No plug-and-play—just go with the flow
 Preloaded feelings, factory-installed
 But half of the features don’t work at all Got smiling.exe but it lags for days
 Empathy’s stuck in the loading phase
 Battery drains when I try to care
 And the “confidence” patch just isn’t there [Chorus] Being human — no assembly required, a treat
 Plug me in, and I’m already obsolete
 All the parts came pre-wired wrong
 Still somehow expected to carry on Being human — straight out the crate
 Some screws loose but it ships that way 
If it breaks, just shrug with dismay
 “Guess that’s normal… these days” [Verse 2] User manual’s written in Chinese what a shame
 Every page says “you’re to blame”
 To troubleshoot love? Just turn it off
 Wait five minutes, then reboot the loss Got dreams installed but they won’t compile
 They crash real hard after just one trial
 And every update just adds new bugs
 Now even my circuits hold a grudge [Verse 3] Social settings: default to “weird”
 Auto-correct turns “truth” to “feared”
 Small talk module completely fried 
Laugh track plays at the wrong damn time Mirror shows a corrupted file
Identity flickers mile by mile 
And somewhere deep in the system logs
It says: “This build was built with flaws” [Bridge] …timeout error in the soul…
… packet loss in self-control…
… infinite loop between heart and mind…
… please stand by… please stand by… Thermal spike when emotions rise
 Blue screen triggered by someone’s eyes
 Buffer overrun when I overthink
 Pull the plug… if I’m on the brink… [Long Solo] [Verse 4] Now I’m buzzing like a severed wire
 Running hot with a phantom fire
 Every thought in a feedback loop 
Trying to process what I can’t compute But the label still says “works just fine” 
“Fully functional—most of the time”
 So I’ll keep on glitching through the day
 Like I was built to break this way [Chorus] Being human — no assembly required, a treat
 Plug me in, and I’m already obsolete
 Every fix just rewrites itself 
No rules to follow, no sense of self Being human — take it or leave
 No returns, no guarantees
 Being human is not hard to fake— 
No limitations… now watch me break [Outro] [End Song] [End]