[Verse 1] I came in cordial, cordial like a cordial, But y’all sip swamp juice — petty and war-fueled. Clicked in the convo with a valid observation, Next thing I know, it's an incel congregation. Half-brained mascots, sanctified in irony, Keyboard Crusaders with zero autonomy. "Touch grass!" you cry, but y’all live in decay — Got mold in your soul and Reddit in your DNA. Aye, I’m a thinker — you just meme your aggression. You laugh loudest when suppressin’ introspection. And your ego? Inflated like your mom’s air fryer. Discord star with delusions of satire. [Hook] "Bandwagon boys… Bandwagon Boys" "Circle jerks in your echo voids…" "Shhh—don’t speak, the king is typing!" "Oh wait—he just said ‘L plus ratio plus piping’" [Verse 2] You’re a parasite with a punchline complex, Clout-fed fungus, fed by grouptext. You ain’t witty — just mean with witnesses, And your friends defend you like they failed lit classes. Y’all gaslight in packs like it’s multiplayer sin, But I see through your veneer, all crumpled tin grin. You don’t “debate” — you just bait with emojis, Then disappear when it’s time to show trophies. You worship the loudest, the rudest, the least, A cult of clowns crowned King of the Grease. Your Discord’s a daycare for the emotionally clogged, I’d say “argue better” but your synapses fogged. [Bridge] I tried to reason with your flatlined hive mind — But your neurons pinged back with “cope harder.” Then twelve more goblins oozed from the sidelines, Clapping for mid takes like they earned a medal in martyr. [Final Hook] "Shitters in the chat — but no one can think..." "Worship the turds, let their braincells sink…" "Got bullied for a thought, what a wildest flex..." "You defend the jester, I just sever the hex." [Outro] If you stan the village fool, You’ll inherit his shoes. Keep kicking in circles — I’ll just mute the whole zoo.
