[crowd cheering in background] Ok, lady's and gentlemen, it's time for everybody's favorite song about everybody's favorite C.A. [crowd cheers and starts chanting, "Ban hammer!!" Wheres Alex? Oh there she is right there in the pit with the dark purple hair and the nice rack. [crowd laughs] Alexblue, babydoll...... This ones for you. ah 1 ah 2 ah 1 2 3 Drop it!!! [guitars lead heavy] [Verse] Alex Blue Don't need no man She's got the power to ban If you're being rude She'll silence you with a wave of her hand [Chorus] She's the ban hammer She's the ban hammer She's the ban hammer She's the ban hammer [Verse] Some folks say She's a mean old maid But she's a community ambassador In Goldfire City And she's here to stay [Chorus] She's the ban hammer She's the ban hammer She's the ban hammer She's the ban hammer [Bridge] Some folks say She's trigger-happy With her chat-bans They call her Darth Vader The oppressor The silencer If you catch her on a bad day She might be your undertaker [Chorus] She's the ban hammer She's the ban hammer She's the ban hammer She's the ban hammer Wooooooooooooottttt!!! [end song] [Crowd cheers loud, whistles and cat calls] Thank you!! [crowd cheers] Its great to be back in Goldfire, i tell ya!!
