[Intro] (Yeah, yeah) bassline, rewind! Crew, check di door! Check di door! [Verse 1] Yuh got SAML up front, MFA pon di gate, Look like Fort Knox from di outside, bredren, straight, But sit pon di side one alternate login path, Legacy account, contractor, service, yuh laugh? Valid credentials, mi nuh need no trick, SSL-VPN wide open like a dodgy kick. [Chorus] Lock di weakest door! (Weakest door!) MFA only as strong as di path yuh let in, fam! (Path!) CVE-2026-19868, hear di warning call, No workaround, so patch it, bredren, nuh fall! [Verse 2] Gen7, seven-three-three-seven, check di version line, Gen8, eight-two-two-eight, if it sit inna di range, it mine, Fix sit pon 7.3.4-7013, 8.2.3-8015 fi di win, Patch it quick, nuh wait, bredren, nuh let it begin. [Bridge] Pull di VPN logs, scroll every non-SAML sign-in, Anything before di patch, treat it like it compromised, (Compromised!) Kill di legacy paths weh nuh strictly needed fi di business, Check di 8.8 management interface, exposed or nuh? Tell me, yes or no? [Chorus] Lock di weakest door! (Weakest door!) MFA only as strong as di path yuh let in, fam! (Path!) CVE-2026-19868, hear di warning call, No workaround, so patch it, bredren, nuh fall! [Outro] Lock it, lock it, lock di weakest door! (Lock it!) Bassline keep rolling, yuh hear di click? (Click!) SAML strong, but di side path weak, so tighten it up, (Tighten it!) Stay sharp, crew, nuh slack, and we run di gate! (Run it!)
