[Intro] (Fast driving bassline) [Verse 1] You wanna drain the swamp, so you bought the pond, Fired half the staff with a magic wand. USAID is bleeding out on the floor, While you’re selling our data behind a closed door. Burn the hard drives, delete the stats, Send it all on Signal to the billionaire brats. You say it's "efficiency," a glorious deceit, But it's just a new takedown in a heartbeat. No paper trail, just encrypted lies, While the working class crumbles and the safety net dies. [Pre-Chorus] (Building up tension) [Chorus] Welcome to D.O.G.E.! The Department of Government Exploitation! You're cutting off democracy's foundation D.O.G.E.! The Department of Grifting Elites! Making believe while everyone cheats Bow down to Elon, the first King of Facts, Swiping your rights with an algorithm axe. Yeah, it’s maximum profit with zero shame, Just another little side quest in the billionaire's game. [Verse 2] Let’s fire up the chatbot, ask ChatGPT: "Who's getting money that doesn't think like me?" Type in "LGBTQ" and "DEI", Cancel the funding and make them cry. A hundred million dollars wiped out in a blitz, While Steve Davis sits there, just losing his wits. But here is the punchline, the sickest joke of all: You canceled Holocaust research on a robot's call. Jewish women in the camps? Nah, that's too "woke", Just another science project going up in smoke. [Bridge] (Tempo slows down, heavy drum beat) A hundred and fifty K to play the hatchet man, While grandma loses Medicaid to fund the master plan. Your open-source logic is a beautiful shield, For the darkest secrets you’ve ever concealed. [Outro] (Vocal energy dropping, sinister tone) Elon, the data mining king Cruel efficiency you bring No Money, no time For Holocaust crime [Spoken Word] (Cold, robotic voice, music drops out entirely) I'm sorry, your existence violates our terms of service. Your funding has been permanently terminated. [End]
