[Intro] [Instrumental] [Chorus] Zoinks! Scoob! Why we no get the good case! Like investigating A pair of large boobies "Sometimes, I just gotta say to myself" "Norville, this shit is getting real, and you have to take care of your health" and Like, [Bridge] You didn't have to cut me off Make out like it never happened and that we were nothin' Scooby! you straight up used me! [Instrumental] [Verse] this is all backed by the facts I pre sent here! [Chorus] These treats were laced! what if it was old man Mr. Wickles! [Verse] Let's actually solve the riddle of how I got this crick in my neck! [Chorus] Come on Scooby Roll dat doobie! Spark it up let's get happy! Lock the door! Don't tell Scrappy! (Mooching little thing can always sense when we about to light up on these haunted outings!) [Bridge] O, No Scooby-Doo! That thing we ripped off wasn't a mask! That was the butlers face! Scooby! We got too baked! O, Jeez! gross Scoob! He's spilling everywhere! "I can already taste those chocolate-covered hot dogs." (Blahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!) [Verse] we have to hide the body and We can't let the gang find out cause if Fred Finds out! He won't let us bring weed on these things again! That would totally suck man! (Ruck That!) [Chorus] Foreva n eva neva, in eva Spinning a heart As light as a feather! [Bridge] Fuck Scooby What the hell was that! Let's Scoot My dude! n Blow this seen man! [Verse] Let's load up the van! hit that crooked road as fast as we can! let fate have its hands at this! [Chorus] Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? We got some work to do now. Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? We need some help from you now. Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you... pretending you got a sliver But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver. [Verse] You know we got a mystery to solve, So Scooby Doo be ready for your act. [Scooby Doo] Uh-uh Uh-uh Don't hold back! And Scooby Doo if you come through you're going to have yourself a Scooby snack! (That's a fact!) Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you. You're ready and you're willing. If we can count on you Scooby Doo, I know we'll catch that villain. [Epic Detective Music] [Ending] [End]
