Who Left the Cocaine(Live, Parody)

[Harmonica Intro] [Verse 1] Who left the cocaine in Mar-a-Lago? I swear it wasn’t me, that’s a fact, though! Gold-plated tables, statues of my face, Somebody’s been sniffin’ all over the place! [Chorus] Who left the cocaine in the White House? Was it Don Jr., or maybe my spouse? Who left the cocaine, don’t look at me— I’m just busy eating Mickey D’s! [Verse 2] There’s powder on the golf cart, dust in the air, Secret Service trippin’—it’s everywhere! Ivanka’s in the corner sayin’ “Dad, oh please!” Meanwhile, Giuliani just sneezed out a key! [Chorus] Who left the cocaine in the White House? Check Melania—she's got that doubt! Who left the cocaine? What’s the big deal? I’ll just blame it on Sleepy Joe’s meal! [Guitar Solo] 🎸💨 [Bridge] Sniffin’ up lines off the Lincoln bust, Somebody’s partyin’—in Trump we trust! Fox News is live, sayin’ it’s a hoax, Meanwhile, my lawyer just overdosed! [Chorus] (x2, more chaotic) Who left the cocaine in the White House? Tucker Carlson’s tweakin’ out! Who left the cocaine? Let’s be fair— It’s probably China, it’s everywhere! [Outro] (Spoken) "Listen, folks, I don’t know who did it, but it’s NOT me. Tremendous witch hunt! Probably Obama! Or the deep state! Maybe even Sleepy Joe! But definitely NOT me. Believe me. The best, most innocent guy—ME!"