Alcoholic v2 - REkzkaRZ

[verse] Its morning, Im laying in bed awake. Look over and there's a woman there. She's pretty cute, but I don't care. The puke is rising, Im running! Can I make it? [Verse] Yes! I made it! Earl! Barf! Wretch! Hurl! Ralph! Puke! All in the beautiful white bowl! My head goes gently to the floor. [Verse] Wake up in the afternoon, Puked on myself in the bathroom. Wipe it up, wash it off, had some in my nose! Go to my room & change my clothes. [Chorus] Its hard to be an alcoholic! Its not easy to stay drunk, smoke the chronic! Its not easy to have the cash! But this is the life I want cuz its the best! [Bridge] Night time is where I shine! Came alive with beer and wine! Hard stuff comes out and Im loose and wild, Taking a new girl home she looks like a child. [Verse] Pass out and wake up. How'd I get in jail? Why? What did I do? Cops tell me that girl was just 17, and Im 32. I fall back asleep, cry, and then hurl more spew. [Chorus] Its hard to be an alcoholic! Do shameful things and then feel sick! But life is a wild rollercoaster ride! This is the life I want, all the surprise nights! [Verse] I changed my life eventually, Digging downward was too painful for me. Now Im not drinking or using drugs for years now, My life is mellower and I dont regret what I do in the night.