Greasy Chris returns! (by popular demand!) I was really nervous to share my first song on here, as I was in a very vulnerable place when I wrote it, but everyone was so supportive and accepting that I felt compelled to share more of my story, I hope you enjoy the song! Join us on discord! https://discord.gg/6EWdgZfSh ________ well i'm five foot six with an itty bitty dick and my nasty keyboard's all covered in ick four hundred pounds and i can't get chicks but my mom makes all my meals, so that's pretty sick she wags her finger and says "don't eat where you goon" i say "shut up mom, get out of my room!" ooooh i'm looking up the girlies with my little dirty qwerty yeah my little dirty qwerty damn! they all so purty and i sure ain't in no hurry as i look up all the girlies with my little dirty qwerty (yeah my little dirty qwerty) shit, my internet's down, but at least i got my phone thanks to technology i'm never truly alone i don't need only fans, i got the pics that i took last time i left the house, and i got a good look but i'm kinda bored with these pics mom call the I.S.P. and get this internet fixed so i can put more goo on these keys! she wags her finger and says "don't eat where you goon" i say "shut up mom, get out of my room!" ooooh i'm looking up the girlies with my little dirty qwerty yeah my little dirty qwerty damn! they all so purty jammin' the hurdy gurdy as i look up all the girlies with my little dirty qwerty (yeah my little dirty qwerty) i bet that old bitch wishes that i would do some dishes she brings me food on paper plates coz i got mad and threw a bowl maybe don't make dinner late! she wags her finger and says "don't eat where you goon" i say "shut up mom, get out of my room!" ooooh i'm looking up the girlies with my little dirty qwerty yeah my little dirty qwerty damn! they all so purty sometimes i dress like a furry as i look up all the girlies with my little dirty qwerty (yeah my little dirty qwerty)
