woman with a cu nt like the dartford tunnel (strong version)

[Verse] I once knew a woman with a cunt like the dartford tunnel And as wide as the Clyde and as deep as the English Channel And the reason that it's such a cavernous place Is she's had so many men in the back of her fiesta She can't help but have a cunt like the dartford tunnel [Chorus] She was the biggest skank in Europe Biggest hole in the land Bigger than the mouth of the River Thames Wider than the Grand Canyon And her cunt is like a graveyard 'Cause she puts so many men underground She can't help but have a cunt like the dartford tunnel [Verse] I once knew a woman with a big hole between her legs And I told her that I'd go down on her and I even promised I'd beg And she said that she was sorry That she couldn't help me out But that last week a friend of hers went down and she still hasn't come back out She can't help but have a cunt like the dartford tunnel [Chorus] She was the biggest skank in Europe Biggest hole in the land Bigger than the mouth of the River Thames Wider than the Grand Canyon And her cunt is like a graveyard 'Cause she puts so many men underground She can't help but have a cunt like the dartford tunnel [Bridge] So the next time you're stuck in traffic in the dartford tunnel Think About all the poor bastards who've had to endure the stench of that massive cunt [Verse] I once knew a woman with a big old hole down below And if you ever did her doggy You'd need a periscope And if you want to go down on her Well Just be aware That it's quite a long journey So don't forget your flares She can't help but have a cunt like the dartford tunnel