I'm a woman a real woman a vagina equipped bonafide woman a curvey vivacious woman natural as God made me the proper way! I like men! an awful lot I love them in fact the real ones with real brawn and real cash with a long dong for me! (no plastic please) so with that being said I say it loud and proud let's make it a month let's have a parade for real females like me! [chorus] straight pride! straight pride!! it's the natural god made original thing let's celebrate and embrace normal women like me! for an entire month let the sane people be seen! we will have a quilting contest and a gossiping event we will adore cute things and shop at the mall! ohhhh... we are straight and proud of it! we are real women who like real men and real men who like real women [chorus] straight pride! straight pride!! it's the natural god made original thing let's celebrate and embrace normal gals like me! for an entire month let the sane people be seen! Bring in some hot guys with lots of money bring our Prince Charming that's our thing [chorus] straight pride! For real gals! it's the natural god made original thing let's celebrate and embrace normal gals like me! for an entire month let the sane people be seen! we are straight we are proud!!! or at least well pleased!! let's shout it out!! we keep the planet populated we are productive at making kids no transgender nonsense if you please!!! the future generations we are bringing them in! we are proud because we actually produce kids! we never really thought about it about being straight before the last 15 years but hey we are straight we shout it out loud we love real men who love real women we are holding a parade proud we are not gay! Proud!! to be straight! don't call us sis unless you want a fist! we are straight! if you are offended then just don't join our parade! simply stay away let us have a month Just like all you dykes do that are confused! Just like the confused dykes doooooo!
