[Intro] *(Beat starts with dial-up modem sounds, crashing Windows XP errors, and a synthesized dog bark)* *(A high-pitched, heavily distorted text-to-speech voice stutters rapidly)* W-w-w-wait—did he just say his last name is Burger?! *(Glass shattering sound effect)* **MY NAME IS ANDERDINGUS!** **AND I BROUGHT SOUR PATCH WATERMELONS!** *(A massive, blown-out 808 bass drops that literally sounds like the speakers are tearing)* Let’s go! Let's go! Let's go! Stupid! [Verse 1: Laura Les style - squeaky, hyper-fast, bratty vocals] Yeah I’m pullin' up fast in the brand new whip! Tralalero tralala, got the sauce on my lip! Bombardino Crocodilo sleeping under my bed! If you step into the function then you're already dead! Chimpanzini Bananini throwing fruit at the wall! I just hit the bodega, gonna buy out the mall! I need a bacon egg and cheese! Give it to me right now! Bacon egg and cheese on a roll, holy cow! Chopping it up, ripping it up, making a mess on the floor! Tung tung tung sahur! I’m kicking down the back door! Brr Brr Patapim, yeah I’m off of the rail! I got ten thousand packages lost in the mail![Pre-Chorus: Dylan Brady style - deep, gravelly autotune, slowing down the tempo] You ain't nothing but a hound dog. Crying all the time. You ain't nothing but a hound dog... Yeah, you're losing your mind... Wait— *(Record scratch)* **OH SHITTINGS! EVIL ANDERDINGUS IN THE CHAT!** *(Snare rush builds up at 200 BPM, frantic laser sound effects)* 1, 2! 1, 2, 3, GO![Chorus: Insanely loud hyperpop drop, distorted gabber kicks, screaming vocals] HOMER DROPS HIS DONUT! (D'OH!) HOMER DROPS HIS DONUT! (D'OH!) HOMER SPILLS HIS SODA, YEAH HE FALLS OUT OF THE PLANE! LAUGH IT OFF, GO INSANE! HOMER DROPS HIS DONUT! (D'OH!) TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! SMASHING MY HEAD ON THE DASHBOARD, YEAH I'M COMING FOR MORE! D'OH! D'OH! D'OH! D'OH![Verse 2: Laura & Dylan trading bars over a bouncy, glitchy PC Music beat] *(Laura)* I’m playing Bendy in the back of the club! Ink on the walls, pouring out of the tub! *(Dylan)* Evan Burger! Evan Burger! Do you come with fries?! Look at my fit, I got the stars in my eyes! *(Laura)* Is your middle name cheese?! Bitch I don't give a fuck! I just backed over my phone with a monster truck! *(Dylan)* Tralalero tralala, jumping out of the screen! I'm the craziest motherfucker that you've ever seen! *(Laura)* I got the bacon egg and cheese and I eat it in the dark! You ain't nothing but a hound dog, all you do is bark! *(Barking sound effects layered over heavily sidechained bass)*[Bridge: No beat, just huge, euphoric, trance-like synths. Vocals are over-emotional and drenched in cathedral reverb] *(Laura - singing beautifully like an angel)* And then... he dropped it... The pink frosting... hitting the concrete... Homer drops his soda... Homer hits the doorway... Why does it always end the same? Every little slip and every little pain... *(Dylan - echoing in the background)* *He falls out of the plane...* *Tung... tung... tung...* *(The synths start pitching down, getting dark and demonic)* *Sahur...* [Build Up] *(Text-to-speech voice returns, pitching up exponentially)* My name... is Anderdingus. *(Tat-tat-tat-tat-tat)* And I brought... sour patch strawberries. *(Tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat)* EVAN BURGER! EVAN BURGER! EVAN BURGER! IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME CHEESE?! IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME CHEESE?! *(Vocal chop stutters so fast it turns into a synthesizer tone)* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—[Outro: Absolute auditory chaos. 220 BPM. Distorted kicks clipping the master bus, airhorns, screaming] HOMER DROPS HIS DONUT! (D'OH!) HOMER DROPS HIS DONUT! (D'OH!) TRALALERO TRALALA! TRALALERO TRALALA! TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! PLAYING BENDY WITH THE HOUND DOG! BACON EGG AND CHEESE! BACON EGG AND CHEESE! EVAN BURGER ON THE BEAT! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO! OH SHITTINGS! (D'OH!) (D'OH!) (D'OH!) *(Music suddenly cuts out entirely)* *(One quiet, dry vocal line)* My name is Anderdingus. *(A single cartoon slip-and-fall sound effect, followed by a bowling pin crash)*
