V1 Backed halfway down the driveway When bossman called me up Said, “Things are kinda slow today Don’t think there’ll be enough…” Say less V2 Jimmy Jack called right after that Said, “The bass are bitin’ at the lake Boat’s already hitched to the Chevy And I’m thinkin’ we could take…” Say less PRE Hell I don't need a sales pitch I’m pickin’ up what you’re layin’ down Some things you ain't gotta finish I know what’s rollin’ out’yer mouth 1st CH Grab my rod and a Coleman Date with a boat sounds great Ain’t got no place to be Ain’t this my lucky day Them bass better be bitin’ I ain’t fightin’ any stress On my way to your place Brother you can…say less (say less) V3 Neighbor caught me by the mailbox Said, “I'm cuttin' down that hickory Got a brand-new Husqvarna If you wanna come help me…” Say less V4 Well we finally got that tree down Took all afternoon, that sun was hot Then he winked at me, said, “Let’s go see If the garage fridge has got…” Say less 2nd CH There’s Corona’s in a Kenmore That ol’ hickory was work Slingin’ that sweet chainsaw ‘round Sure built up a thirst I got a little more time to kill And these ol’ bones could use a rest So if you’re askin’ if I wanna cold one Brother just…say less V5 My lady called ten minutes later Said, “Mama's got the kids tonight I picked up a bottle of your favorite Put that perfume on you like…” Say less… PRE Hell I don't need a sales pitch I’m pickin’ up what you’re layin’ down Some things you ain't gotta finish I know what’s rollin’ out’yer mouth 3rd CH Got my favorite wine chillin’ And that perfume drives me nuts Don’t give a damn about a chainsaw Be there ‘fore we even hang up Bet I know what’s comin’ next You’re wearin’ that skimpy black dress Got the picture in my head So say less…baby say less…say less… OUTRO Don’t come to work Say less Boat's hooked up Say less New chainsaw Say less No kids tonight Say less…say less…say less...yeah say less Man this day…has been the best!