[Verse 1] Cork pops, pork chops, The extravagance never stops, Caviar, beluga, Pass the silver-plated sugar. Fillet sliced, buttered twice, Oysters swimming on a bed of ice, Foie gras, brioche, truffle shaved thin, Pour the brandy -let the feast begin. Pheasant, partridge, grouse and quail, Glazed with something from another continent’s vale, Sauces reduced till they’re thick as sin, Another course? Bring it in. [Verse 2] Camembert, Comté, Stilton blue, Manchego, Munster, Taleggio too, Roquefort crumbling, Parmesan snow, Something imported -nobody knows. Eclairs lined up in a perfect parade, Praline pyramids precisely displayed, Individual chocolates, each one by hand, Wrapped in gold from some distant land. Fig and quince and candied peel, Pistachio brittle, orange marmalade, A tower of pastries, a sugared display, And somebody’s asking- “What’s for dessert on this most auspicious day?” [Pre-Chorus] Raise your glass, raise your voice, Eat your fill and feast by choice, Pass it round and pour some more, We’ve only just begun the course. [Chorus] Raise a toast! Pass the plate! Eat it all before it’s too late! Champagne! Caviar! Fill the room and raise the bar! Laugh it up! Sing it loud! More! More! More! We’ve got plenty - Pour it out! [Verse 3] Brandy, Burgundy, vintage Champagne, Port from the cellar, Madeira again, Armagnac warming the back of the throat, Something expensive nobody can quote. Venison, boar, pheasant and hare, Quail eggs nestled in saffron somewhere, Truffles beneath it, truffles above, Truffles apparently everywhere, no need to shove [Pre-Chorus] Raise your glass, raise your voice, Eat your fill and feast by choice, Pass it round and pour some more, We’ve only just begun the course. [Chorus] Raise a toast! Pass the plate! Eat it all before it’s too late! Champagne! Caviar! Fill the room and raise the bar! Laugh it up! Sing it loud! More! More! More! We’ve got plenty - Pour it out! [Bridge] Eat, drink- For tomorrow we die. Is this the final night? It seems to be [Silence] So let’s party! [Instrumental] [Final Chorus] Raise a toast! Pass the plate! Eat it all before it’s too late! Champagne! Caviar! Fill the room and raise the bar! Laugh it up! Sing it loud! More! More! More! We’ve got plenty - Pour it out! EAT! DRINK! FOR TOMORROW WE DIE!
