Claustrophobia by Misfortunate Star [Intro] This is your fate: A narcissist is a person that exhibits an extreme self-centeredness and an exaggerated sense of self-worth, capability, intelligence, and importance. Such a personality trait often fosters abusive controlling behaviors and a strong need for admiration in addition to a lack of empathy for the people around them. [Verse] Remember when you threatened me and implied that you were going to have me killed and thrown into the deepest hole you had looked up on your phone? Well, karma tends to be a deep hole of its own. I get the curse or privledge of a chance to quite legally and literally put you in a comparatively shallow, but poetically, given your phobia, hole of your very own. I'm quite sure that a 10 by 5 by 6 foot hole in the rocky Ozark dirt weighs enough to help you think about nothing but the drugs you're no longer on to calm your nerves; and no imaginary after-place will be waiting for you. If there were a God, I'd thank them for that at least. Prechorus] I don't care if I miss you. But you do. I may but I now doubt much. And if so, not for so very long. [Chorus] I will cry, because I love you, unconditional I will celebrate, because you're gone, and I hate you but it's true I'll always wish you well, and wine, and peace I'll be glad that you're no longer in pain or fear. [Bridge] It's a hateful day tick tock, time's a wastin not waiting fa fa for us. ha hateful wednesday ha ha hateful holiday Actually... I think I will leave you cigarettes, a lighter, a book you won't like or understand, a certified IQ test, a pencil, a dull knife, a jar of almonds, a recording of yourself at your worst, your bipolar diagnosis you hid from us, and one of my albums playing on repeat but outside your pine box where you can't hope to turn it off. Prechorus] I don't care if I miss you. But you do. I may but I do doubt much. And if so, not for very long. [Chorus] I will cry, because I love you, unconditional I will celebrate, because you're gone, and I hate you but it's true I'll always wish you well, and wine, and peace I'll be glad that you're no longer in pain or fear. [Bridge] It's a hateful day tick tock, time's a wastin not waiting fa fa for us. ha hateful wednesday ha ha hateful holiday I had not decided, but now I think I have. Your headstone will recount in great detail the deplorable socio-narcopathic abuse you've festered and wrought upon your entire family; even your pets. Onto those you are supposed to comfort; to protect, to love and care for. But you cannot love. To quote one of my favorite films, "Oh. My Mom just died. I'm celebrating." What should I call the holiday? I know... "Hateful Wednesday" and I'm not being ugly. *hahaha* Happy Hateful Wednesday [Prechorus] I don't care if I miss you. But you do. I may but I do doubt much. And if so, not for very long. [Chorus] I will cry, because I love you, unconditional I will celebrate, because you're gone, and I hate you but it's true I'll always wish you safety, home and peace I'll be glad that you're no longer scared or in pain. [Bridge] It's a hateful day tick tock, time's a wastin not waiting fa fa for us. ha hateful wednesday ha ha hateful holiday [Outro] I love you so much. It broke my heart to learn that, you don't love me. My heart's not coming back...