Three Milkshakes Later (JJB's Outlaw Reminx)

[Header: Southern Outlaw Country — Storytelling Humor] Walked in that diner just past noon, Jukebox humming an old-time tune. Ordered up some fries and pie, Next thing you know, folks starein’ why. I only had three milkshakes, so what’s the fuss about me? Did I sip too loud, did I look too proud, or is it jealousy? I’m just a hungry soul, livin’ wild and free, I only had three milkshakes, why’s everybody starin’ at me? Didn’t mean to cause no stir, Guess I broke some small-town blur. Maybe it’s ’cause I danced my seat, Or sang the chorus off the beat. I only had three milkshakes, so what’s the fuss about me? Did I sip too loud, did I look too proud, or is it jealousy? I’m just a hungry soul, livin’ wild and free, I only had three milkshakes, why’s everybody starin’ at me? Maybe it’s the whipped cream on my chin, Or maybe they just want in. I only had three milkshakes, so what’s the fuss about me? I’m just sweet and satisfied, livin’ wild and free. I only had three milkshakes, now come on, let me be!