[Intro – Male, Low Raspy Spoken] Where you going? The store? Okay. [Pause] Wait. You’re going right now? [Pause] Hold on, baby. I’m coming with you. No, I don’t need anything. I just wanna go with you. Give me two seconds… Where the hell did I put my shoes? [Beat Drops] [Verse 1] Baby says she’s running out, Won’t be very long, Leggings and a T-shirt, Hair already done. Nothing fancy, Regular day, Then she walks right past me— And my plans just changed. Where you going? Store down the street? Perfect. Sounds romantic to me. She says, “Daniel, I’m buying toilet paper.” I know. I’ll drive. [Pre-Chorus] I don’t care where we’re going, I don’t care what we need, Could be milk, could be soap, could be something to clean. If Carmen’s getting in the car, Then I’m getting in too, You call it running errands— I call it time with you. [Chorus] I’M COMING TOO! Baby, wait for me! You don’t gotta dress it up, It ain’t gotta be fancy! I’M COMING TOO! Wherever you go, Could be fifteen minutes to the grocery store. Windows down, Music up, Baby next to me, Turn a boring little errand into somewhere I wanna be. I’M COMING TOO! No, I don’t need shit! I just like riding with my woman— THAT’S IT! [Verse 2] Now she’s at the mirror, Perfume in her hand, I already know this routine, I understand. One spray here. One spray there. Then the third one goes— [Beat Cuts] Hold on. Down THERE? [Pause] The “just in case” spray. I remember this. [Beat Returns] Baby, I got questions, But I’m gonna behave, Because apparently that third spray has its own special place. She laughs, grabs her keys, Starts heading for the door, I’m already getting ready— WAIT! I’M COMING TOO! [Chorus] I’M COMING TOO! Baby, wait for me! You don’t gotta dress it up, It ain’t gotta be fancy! I’M COMING TOO! Wherever you go, Could be fifteen minutes to the grocery store. Windows down, Music up, Baby next to me, Turn a boring little errand into somewhere I wanna be. I’M COMING TOO! No, I don’t need shit! I just like riding with my woman— THAT’S IT! [Bridge – Smooth Guitar, Dembow Pulls Back] That’s marriage right there. Not every memory needs an airplane. Not every date needs reservations. Sometimes it’s just— “Baby, I’m going to the store.” And— “Hold on. I’m coming.” Because twenty minutes in the car with you… Music playing… Talking nonsense… Laughing about something stupid… That’s still a date to me. [Pause] Although… If we’re already out… We should probably get food. [Beat Builds] Now it’s officially a date. [Beat Drops] [Verse 3] Walking through the store, I’m pushing the cart, We came for three things— Already falling apart. Carmen got the list, I’m adding snacks, She sees what I’m doing— “Daniel, put that back.” Okay. I put it back. [Pause] In a different part of the cart. Keep moving. Now we’re laughing, Walking aisle by aisle, This wasn’t supposed to take more than a little while. But I don’t care. Take your time. I wasn’t doing anything better than being with my wife. That’s the whole thing. After all these years, I still hear, “I’m going out,” And wanna disappear… Right beside her. Passenger seat or drive, Doesn’t matter where we’re going— I just like the ride. [Final Chorus] I’M COMING TOO! Baby, wait for me! Could be groceries, could be errands, could be anywhere down the street! I’M COMING TOO! Throw the music on, Twenty-minute errand turns into an hour gone. Windows down, Laughing loud, Baby next to me, Nothing complicated, That’s exactly what I need. I’M COMING TOO! And here’s the truth— Sometimes I don’t give a damn where we’re going… I just wanna go with you. [Beat Drops] I’M COMING TOO! Yeah… I’M COMING TOO! [Outro – Male, Spoken] So… What did we actually come here for? [Pause] Toilet paper. Right. Did we get it? [Long Pause] … Baby. We forgot the toilet paper. [Outro – Spoken Female (Carmen)] Kids… if you hear circus music playing, that means the Ringmaster is busy… making another song about you. Stay in your rooms.
