[Intro] Ooooh… the moon is high, The pumpkins glow, the bats fly by, Something’s stirring in the night… Is that a witch? Well… you’re right! Hehehe… BOOP! [Verse 1] The witch hunters came marching through, With shiny boots and buckles too, They heard the tales from time gone by, “Beware the witches and their evil eye!” But round the corner, dressed in black, A cheeky witch was sneaking back, She winked and whispered, “What a fright…" Then booped his nose and vanished into night! [Pre-Chorus] “Where did she go?” “I don’t know!” “She was right there!” “Then she disappeared!” A giggle floated through the trees, “Catch me if you can, boys, please!” [Chorus] BOOP! There goes your nose! BOOP! And off she goes! One little spell and a flick of her shoe, Now you’re chasing a witch you can’t even see! We’re friendly witches, don’t be scared, We bake our cakes and comb our hair, We dance beneath the Halloween moon, And if you’re nice, you can join us soon! BOOP! BOOP! We’re not what the stories say! BOOP! BOOP! Come and dance the night away! [Verse 2] The hunters searched from street to street, But all they found were pumpkin sweets, A broomstick leaning by a tree, And a little note that said: “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” Then one witch popped out from behind a wall, “Honestly, boys, you’re not scary at all!” She twirled her broom and gave a grin, “Fancy some chocolate? Come on in!” The hunters stared, their faces white, “Are you the witches from the stories we heard at night?” She raised one eyebrow and said with a grin, “Stories, darling? Where do I begin?” [RAP – Witch’s Rap] Yo, listen up, hunters, put your weapons down, You’ve been chasing us witches all over town! You heard one story from a thousand years ago, And somehow decided that we’re all your foe! We don’t ride dragons, we don’t steal your gold, And most of those stories have gotten quite old! We brew little potions, we dance in the moon, And yes, we might make your broomstick go ZOOM! You came looking for trouble, you came looking tough, But honestly boys, you’re not scary enough! I gave you a BOOP, then I disappeared, You looked left, looked right… And your face was weird! “Was she over there?” “No!” “Was she over here?” “No!” “Check behind you!” “AAAAH!” Too slow! We witches are cheeky, we’re clever and bright, We’ve been misunderstood for a very long time. Your ancestors told you that witches were bad, But maybe they just misunderstood what we had! So put down your swords and come join the parade, There’s pumpkin pie and lemonade! We’ve got broomsticks, music, dancing and sweets, And a Halloween party with magical beats! BOOP! Mic drop! [Pre-Chorus] A thousand years of tales retold, Getting scarier as they got old, One generation told the next, Until the truth got lost in the text. [Chorus] BOOP! There goes your nose! BOOP! And off she goes! No more chasing through the night, We’re all together and the moon is bright! BOOP! BOOP! The witches are back today! BOOP! BOOP! Come and dance the night away! [Outro] The hunters joined the party too, With pumpkin pie and witchy stew. One final boop before goodnight— Happy Halloween, and fly just right! BOOP!
