[Verse 1] DSS up high, locked and loaded tight, Strafe runs dropping, friendly fire delight! Bugs nibble ankles, hardly feel the sting, But lasers carve the squad, hear the bodies sing! [Chorus] Strafe runs, strafe runs, killing more than foes, Team exploding left and right, everybody knows! DSS precision, perfect aim on us, More divers down than bugs, what a glorious fuss! [Verse 2] Eagle screams above, "Support's on the way!" Raking lines of fire through our own array, One guy calls it in, regrets it instantly, Whole platoon vaporized, hilariously! [Bridge] Bile Titans laugh, chargers barely bruised, While strafe runs turn our heroes into red goo stewed, "Clear the area!" – yeah, cleared of life, Friendly fire tally higher than the enemy strife! [Chorus] Strafe runs, strafe runs, owning friend and foe, DSS MVP, stealing every show! More kills on the team than the bug invasion, Super Earth thanks you for this self-elimination! [Outro] Next match same mistake, we never learn the rule, Strafe runs forever, making us the fool... Dive, die, repeat – DSS style supreme!
