I’m sitting here wondering How did I get it wrong Didn’t seem to notice A place I don’t belong Troopers to the left of me Choppers in the sky Guns they all be pointing Am I about to die? And it’s all right now I’m a criminal you see Not sure what I done yet It’s off to jail for me Smoky to the left of me Coppers to the right Guns they all be a pointing All for a broke tail light Cops are packing crazy Military gear All this body armour Just to raise my fear Need to change my undies As they drag me from my car All this firepower Seems a tad bit far And it’s all right now I’m a criminal you see Not sure what I dun yet It’s off to jail for me Smoky to the left of me Coppers to the right Guns they be a pointing For a broke tail light Take me back in time here When the cop was on the beat Rifle was in my gun rack And no one gave a sheet! Think the halls of justice Lost its god damned way Take me back to simple When the cop would just say, Hey! And it’s all right now I’m a criminal you see Not sure what I dun yet It’s off to jail for me Smoky to the left of me Coppers to the right Guns they be a pointing For a broke tail light Cuffed and then molested Car was torn apart Here’s your taillight ticket Now you can depart Swat was just beginning How we thought it cool Now we sit here thinking Why we shoot up schools? And it’s all right now I’m a criminal you see Not sure what I dun yet It’s off to jail for me Smoky to the left of me Coppers to the right Guns they be a pointing For a broke tail light
