The sky just sneezed! Bananas in the road and my brain’s diseased! We don’t care! Gonna stage-dive off a folding chair! I put a raccoon in my pocket last night Fed it bubblegum, it started a fight Broke into a bakery, stole all the bread Painted my name on the mayor’s head The sky just sneezed! Bananas in the road and my brain’s diseased! We don’t care! Gonna stage-dive off a folding chair! I mailed a sandwich to the president’s cat Got a postcard back that just said “RAT” Skateboard crash in the grocery aisle Now the cereal boxes are on trial The sky just sneezed! Bananas in the road and my brain’s diseased! We don’t care! Gonna stage-dive off a folding chair! Peanut butter riot! Toilet paper crown! Kick flip the bishop! Burn the mall down! Set my alarm clock on fire at three Now it’s a cult leader preaching to me I danced with a stop sign ‘til the cops came by They joined in too — yeah, we all got high The sky just sneezed! Bananas in the road and my brain’s diseased! We don’t care! Gonna stage-dive off a folding chair! La-la-la, we’re not okay La-la-la, blow the rules away La-la-la, chaos for the win La-la-la, let the madness in!