Kemosabe

[Intro] Sittin' in the breakfast nook Lyin' on the eggs I just read a text message that said "I won't like you anymore" Well I just got off work And I'm already exhausted And now I gotta deal with all of this chit [Pre-Chorus] (One, two, three, four) [Chorus] Yeah I wish that I could be Anything but me And yeah I wish that you could be Anything but you But yeah I wish that we could be Anything but us So yeah You wish that I could be Anything but me [Verse 1] And maybe in a different universe My life isn't chit and my mental health isn't worse And maybe in a different life Everything isn't just a waste of time Just sittin' in a breakfast nook Lyin' on the toast Reading a text message that says "I won't like you anymore" [Pre-Chorus] (I won't like you anymore) [Chorus] Yeah I wish that I could be Anything but me And yeah I wish that you could be Anything but you But yeah I wish that we could be Anything but us So yeah You wish that I could be Anything but me [Verse 2] Last night I went out with this punk Pop's a little bit older So we drove Pop's car And I was in the passenger seat But the steering wheel was in the back And I was thinking "I'm not gonna ask why" [Pre-Chorus] But I asked why and Pop Punk said "Because the car's front-wheel drive, Kemosabe" (that's right, Kemosabe) [Chorus] (Five, six, seven, eight) [Bridge] Yeah I wish that I could be Anything but me And yeah I wish that you could be Anything but you But yeah I wish that we could be Anything but us So yeah You wish that I could be Anything but me, Kemosabe [Verse 3] An internet friend asked me to water their plant And I said "I don't know how" And they said "Just put water in 'em" And I said "That's all?" And they said [Pre-Chorus] "Yeah" And then I Then I killed it And then I killed the plant [Chorus] Come on, hang on little buddy When the weather gets bad And it's darker than chit On the backside of Mars When the planet gets smaller And there's nothing but shadows and electric cars Everyone's named Kemosabe and want me to water their plant I killed the plants in the breakfast nook [Outro] Yeah I wish that I could be Anything but me And yeah I wish that you could be Anything but you But yeah I wish that we could be Anything but us So yeah You wish that I could be Anything but me, Kemosabe