[Intro – Band vamp / Spoken hype / claps keep the beat] It’s Wednesday night and Gotham’s ready to cook — Yeah, the real ones stayed, others had to book So bring it here, bring it downtown To Nadia’s everlasting Throwdown — come on! (Background singers chant) 🎶 “Nadia’s doin’ the Throwdown!” 🎶 ⸻ [Verse 1] Pre-Thanksgiving, come alive, Been throwin’ this bash since nineteen-forty-five. No velvet rope, no high-class scene, Just funk and friends and tambourine. Quest on the decks with the butter gravy sound, Crusty J got invites goin ‘round. Ain’t no bluffin’ — no sour mood, Just deep fried greasy attitude! ⸻ [Chorus – Call & Response] (HEY!) Holiday (WHAT?) Holiday (WHO?) You and me — throw it down! (WHAT?) Holiday (WHEN?) Twenty-six (WHY?) ‘Cause the party is hallowed ground! (WHO?) Nadia (WHAT?) Hostin’ (WHERE?) Your inbox got the deets (WHEN?) Twenty-six (HOW?) The mix! (NOW!) The wow! The boom! The beat! ⸻ [Hook – Band Shout] Boom! Pow! The-the-the-the WOW! Holiday Throwdown’s comin’ now! Boom! Pow! The funk so loud, Cran them berries and move the crowd! Boom! Pow! The groove’s on fire — Feast no famine, lift us higher! ⸻ [Bridge – Breakdown / Horns vamp] This fake-ass song with AI drums, Like generated pics with seven thumbs. Touch grass, suckah, Then pass that plate — Get down to the Throwdown, only Sherm can be late! ⸻ [Outro – Shout chorus + band vamp] Holiday Throwdown, do it right, Feast your soul and funk all night! Holiday Throwdown, get on down, Boom! Pow! The Funk Rebound!
