“Theta on Payroll” [Intro] Yeah… Market open, coffee black Volatility high, I’m back While they buyin’ dreams… I’m collectin’ rent ⸻ [Hook] Theta on payroll, she work for me Drainin’ every contract slowly, beautifully Weekly premium stackin’ while I barely speak Covered calls print money every single week Deep ITM, yeah my LEAPS locked in Synthetic shares while the cash roll in Stock run hot? sell calls up top Buy ‘em back cheaper when the momentum stop ⸻ [Verse 1] I don’t gamble, I got structure in the play While they pray for moonshots, I get paid to wait Cash-secured villain with the bankroll strong Theta in designer heels singin’ my song She on the corner takin’ premium nightly WallStreetBets boys fundin’ me politely OTM dreamers buyin’ hope and hype Friday afternoon got ‘em sick for life Meanwhile I’m cool in the leather chair Watchin’ extrinsic value disappear IV spike? yeah I love that fear Sell rich premium then I’m outta here ⸻ [Bridge] Tick… tick… decay never sleep Every hour another dollar into me They buy emotion, I sell probability That’s grown man trading, financial wizardry ⸻ [Hook] Theta on payroll, she work for me Drainin’ every contract slowly, beautifully Weekly premium stackin’ while I barely speak Covered calls print money every single week Deep ITM, yeah my LEAPS locked in Synthetic shares while the cash roll in Stock run hot? sell calls up top Buy ‘em back cheaper when the momentum stop ⸻ [Verse 2] 2027 contracts buried deep Delta damn near shares when the market leap I rent out time, I don’t chase luck Close early green when the buyers get stuck Theta got loyalty, never switch sides Every sunset melt another man’s pride Buyers lose value while I sip slow Premium income like a second payroll CNBC screamin’, everybody tense I’m just harvestin’ decay for the passive rinse Red candles? cool, I wanted shares Wheel strategy spin while they pullin’ hair ⸻ [Outro] Expiration Friday… another body dropped Another weekly closed… another profit locked Theta count cash in the passenger seat Tell her clock back in next Monday week
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