(Verse 1) Bonbons in my pocket, gums in my hand, Passing out favors like the king of the land. “I’m helpful, I’m friendly, I’m everyone's guy!” But your faces are saying, “What’s he trying to buy?” (Pre-Chorus) Oh no, they’re not impressed, My monkey brain’s feeling the stress. I knock my temples, ask myself, “Are they a joke, or is it me?” (Chorus) I, carramba! Oh, what can I say? Why’s everyone staring like I’m insane? Am I a monkey? Tell me the truth, ‘Cause every time I talk, I’m losing my groove. I, caramba! (But that’s not my name!) I’m digging deeper with every display. (Verse 2) Tried to win the argument, tried to make a scene, But their eyes rolled faster than a slot machine. I asked for some help, they pushed me in the dirt, Now I’m screaming on the bus, “You’ve made it worse!” (Pre-Chorus) Oh no, they’re laughing now, My monkey act’s a circus somehow. I knock my temples, let out a cry, “Why’s my life just one big lie in the eye?” (Chorus) I, carramba! (But that’s not my name!) Why’s everyone staring like I’m insane? Am I a monkey? Tell me the truth, ‘Cause every time I talk, I’m losing my groove. I, carramba! Oh, what can I say? I’m digging deeper with every display. (Bridge) Don’t help me next time — I’m begging you, please, Your “helpful bus guy” just buckles my knees. I’m swinging through chaos, no plan in sight, A monkey in a suit, just trying to fight. (Chorus) I, carramba! (But that’s not my name!) Why’s everyone staring like I’m insane? Am I a monkey? Tell me the truth, ‘Cause every time I talk, I’m losing my groove. I, caramba! Oh, what can I say? I’m digging deeper with every display. (Outro) “I, carramba!” (Oh, I did it again!), But it’s not my name — just my desperate yell. Am I a monkey? Maybe it’s true, But if I am, what can I do?
