[Intro] [upright piano, bouncy ragtime rhythm] [Verse 1] [baritone male vocals] In the time of Noah's ark, all the heavens broke apart, and the fountains of the world spilt their waters and it was flood. [Chorus bridge] [Assamble] In a small boat all animals were saved except for fish, ants and T-rex. All living creature was destroyed except for plant seeds, bees and seaweed. [Verse 2] [baritone male vocals] This story makes much sense: it explains well what my book says. ’cause in nature there’s no evidence so the devil had it erased. [Chorus bridge] [Assamble] In a small boat Noah’s family preserved every kind of nostrill breathing beast. Because nobody would survive A loving deity's all-mighty wrath. [Verse 3] [baritone male vocals] Gilgamesh plagiarized Noah's tale from end to start. So we know it was all true, not the invention of something new. [Chorus bridge] [Assamble] In a small boat just across the world all my ancestors were preserved from the flood. I now can thank my celestial creator for his fine cleansing of the genetic pool.
