Intro (4 bars) Ad-libs: Yeah... Mm-hmm... Bedtime rules... Juno, Kali, Nila... Hook (8 bars) No bones in the bed, no bones in the sheets, Tryna get some sleep, not a rawhide by my feet. No bones in the bed, let me say it real clear, Take that chew to the floor, not the pillow up here. No bones in the bed, yeah, I said what I said, Ain’t no midnight snack attack where I lay my head. No bones in the bed, let the record be read, All that gnawin’ goes downstairs, not up here instead. Verse 1 (16 bars) Juno slid through with a look real slick, Kali doubled up, pulled a real fast trick, Nila popped in like, “Lemme get mine too,” Three lil’ fluff thieves with a bedtime move. Big dogs froze like, “Now what was that?” Whole little heist went down real fast, Tiny fur outlaws on a moonlight creep, While I’m over here beggin’ for a little sleep. One got a rawhide, one got two, Third one strutted in like she always knew, Straight to the mattress with a criminal grin, Like the whole chew operation had permission to begin. But I sat up quick like, “Oh no, not tonight,” Not a single chew toy’s winnin’ this fight, I love y’all dearly, but the rules are the rules, Take that bone convention somewhere less cruel. Hook (8 bars) No bones in the bed, no bones in the sheets, Tryna get some sleep, not a rawhide by my feet. No bones in the bed, let me say it real clear, Take that chew to the floor, not the pillow up here. No bones in the bed, yeah, I said what I said, Ain’t no midnight snack attack where I lay my head. No bones in the bed, let the record be read, All that gnawin’ goes downstairs, not up here instead. Verse 2 (16 bars) No gnaw, no crunch, no slobber on spread, Ain’t no midnight chew council up in this bed, Take it to the hallway, take it to your zone, But the mattress right here? Better leave it alone. Bedtime means peace, bedtime means rest, Not a growly little summit in the softest nest, Not a sneaky little shuffle by my ankle at one, Soundin’ like a bone buffet when the day is done. Y’all cute, that’s true, and fluffy as can be, But there’s no rawhide permit in the land of me, No chew-by-foot, no slobber-by-head, No mystery crunch rollin’ round the bedspread. This is human sleep territory, calm and deep, Not a late-night canine afterparty creep, So tuck those tails in and hear what I said, Dream sweet, little bandits, but no bones in the bed. Bridge (8 bars) Now Juno curled up and Kali got still, Nila tucked in too, whole room went chill, Moonlight soft and the house all fed, And nobody dragged no bone to the bed. Peace in the blankets, quiet in the air, No crunchy surprise waiting anywhere, Three little pomskies all sleepy instead, And the law of the night was no bones in the bed. Final Hook (8 bars) No bones in the bed, no bones in the sheets, That’s the bedtime law for the house this week. No bones in the bed, now the case is closed, Everybody in they spot and the whole house dozed. No bones in the bed, yeah, the mission was met, No rawhide rebellion and no bone silhouette. Juno, Kali, Nila got their sweet dog beds, And the human sleeps easy with no bones by her head. Outro (4 bars) Yeah... That’s right... Lights out... Rawhides out...
