*"I Am Love (Just The Facts, Ma'am)"* Verse 1: I am love in a rumpled blue suit I am love with a worn-out old boot I don't sing with a coo or a coo-woo I just state it plain, like Friday would do. Chorus: I am love, that's who I am, Not a maybe, not a damn scam. No Sam-I-am with green eggs and ham, Just the facts, ma'am. That's who I am. Verse 2: I saw love on a street corner at three, With a dog, and a cat, and a bumblebee. I checked the report, I checked the file, Love was there all the while - that's my style. Chorus: I am love, that's who I am, Not a maybe, not a damn scam. No Sam-I-am with green eggs and ham, Just the facts, ma'am. That's who I am. Bridge: I asked love, "Where were you at ten?" Love said, "Right here, and right here again." No alibi, no run-around, Love don't hide, love is found. Friday Talk: At 8:42 I mowed your lawn, At 8:43 finished my milk. At 9:15 I loved you true, That's my statement. Through and through. Big Seuss Finish: I am love on a bus, I am love on a train, I am love in sunshine, I am love in rain. I am love without pain, I am love in the kitchen, the yard, and the room! I am love only for you Last Chorus: I am love, that's all I got, Like it or not, my love comes burning hot. Nothing but love, yes nothing but love ma'am... that's who I am.
