[Verse 1] Morning light, the straw is coarse, The fuck am I? Some kind of horse? And I can hear a bleating choir start to sing. There’s a lamb upon my shoulder, A piglet by my knee, I can’t remember a single goddamn thing. [Chorus] Oh, Zeb, my boy, what did you do? You’re waking up inside the zoo, With nothing but a hangover and hay stuck to your stripes. Did you lose your pants to friendship, Or to something worse than sin? Can’t remember where you've been but your breath's so ripe. [Verse 2] There’s a bucket tipped beside the fence, A rooster looks at me, intense, Like he’s guarding some great secret of the farm. Ask the llama if we were close, He only chews and spits, And I’m praying I did no one any harm. [Chorus] Oh, Zeb, my boy, what did you do? You’re naked at the petting zoo, And every gentle creature seems to know your face. Was it whiskey, was it wonder, Was it joy or was it scandal? Either way, you’d probably best be on your way. [Bridge] Maybe I was lonely, Maybe I was free, Maybe every pen and paddock Looks like home to me. There’s comfort in confusion, And mercy in the dew, When you wake and find the animals Are just as lost as you. [Chorus] Oh, Zeb, my boy, what did you do? You're naked and you don't have a clue, There's a hint of manure and the faintest wildflowers, Were there fingers scritchin' your stripes? Eatin' oats outta someone's palm? Whatever, but you sure do need a fuckin' shower. [Final Chorus] Oh, Zeb, my boy, what did you do? You’re naked and the sky is blue, And the laughter of the llama feels almost kind. If last night was a fable, Let it stay half-true, And leave regrets and questions all behind. [Outro] A goat farts behind me... And then I, too, am in the wind.
