Fire Emblem Rage Anthem

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hip hop, goofy rap, west coast underground, lo-fi boom bap, alternative hip hop, nerdcore

[Intro]

Yo... pick a mode, Casual or Classic, choose your fate

Classic mode'll have you cryin by chapter eight

Permadeath ain't no joke, it's like a glitch in the matrix

One miscalculated move and your favorite knight's a statistic
[Verse 1]

Ninety-five percent to hit, I'm thinkin that's a lock

RNG said "nah" and laughed, hit me with a rock

Crit me at one percent like the dice got a vendetta

I'm screamin at the screen like I'm summonin a specter

Lost my favorite archer, he ain't even do nothin wrong

Reinforcements popped up outta thin air like a magic trick gone long

Now I'm sittin here debatin if I reset the whole map

Forty minutes deep, my thumb done turned into a crab claw, snap
[Hook]

Why's the hit rate be lyin (lyin, lyin)

Why's my whole squad keep dyin (dyin, dyin)

Support rank slower than a turtle on a Sunday stroll

But I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, on a roll

Fire Emblem got me ragin like a alien stuck in traffic

But I love it, so I reset, that's just automatic
[Verse 2]

Tryna pair my units up like I'm runnin a dating show

Gotta keep 'em standin close, watch them feelings grow

Spent the whole turn shufflin units like a deck of tarot cards

Enemy phase got my palms sweatier than a greenhouse in the yard

Boss got a brave weapon, swingin twice like that's fair

Healer outta charges right when I need her, just my luck, I swear

Got a unit maxed on luck still gettin clipped by some rando with an axe

Logic in this game make about as much sense as bigfoot doin taxes
[Hook]

Why's the hit rate be lyin (lyin, lyin)

Why's my whole squad keep dyin (dyin, dyin)

Support rank slower than a turtle on a Sunday stroll

But I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, on a roll

Fire Emblem got me ragin like a alien stuck in traffic

But I love it, so I reset, that's just automatic
[Bridge - spoken, half-laughing half-losing it]

Nah... NAH man. One percent. ONE.

Dude had a ONE percent chance and he critted, I'm done

(pause)

...okay. Okay. Loadin the save file.

Round two. Let's go. I ain't got no other style.
[Outro]

Permadeath got me prayin to a god I don't believe in

DLC map full price and my squad still leavin

But tomorrow I'll be back, controller in my palm

Fire Emblem in my blood like it's part of my genome

2294/7500

[Intro] Yo... pick a mode, Casual or Classic, choose your fate Classic mode'll have you cryin by chapter eight Permadeath ain't no joke, it's like a glitch in the matrix One miscalculated move and your favorite knight's a statistic [Verse 1] Ninety-five percent to hit, I'm thinkin that's a lock RNG said "nah" and laughed, hit me with a rock Crit me at one percent like the dice got a vendetta I'm screamin at the screen like I'm summonin a specter Lost my favorite archer, he ain't even do nothin wrong Reinforcements popped up outta thin air like a magic trick gone long Now I'm sittin here debatin if I reset the whole map Forty minutes deep, my thumb done turned into a crab claw, snap [Hook] Why's the hit rate be lyin (lyin, lyin) Why's my whole squad keep dyin (dyin, dyin) Support rank slower than a turtle on a Sunday stroll But I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, on a roll Fire Emblem got me ragin like a alien stuck in traffic But I love it, so I reset, that's just automatic [Verse 2] Tryna pair my units up like I'm runnin a dating show Gotta keep 'em standin close, watch them feelings grow Spent the whole turn shufflin units like a deck of tarot cards Enemy phase got my palms sweatier than a greenhouse in the yard Boss got a brave weapon, swingin twice like that's fair Healer outta charges right when I need her, just my luck, I swear Got a unit maxed on luck still gettin clipped by some rando with an axe Logic in this game make about as much sense as bigfoot doin taxes [Hook] Why's the hit rate be lyin (lyin, lyin) Why's my whole squad keep dyin (dyin, dyin) Support rank slower than a turtle on a Sunday stroll But I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, on a roll Fire Emblem got me ragin like a alien stuck in traffic But I love it, so I reset, that's just automatic [Bridge - spoken, half-laughing half-losing it] Nah... NAH man. One percent. ONE. Dude had a ONE percent chance and he critted, I'm done (pause) ...okay. Okay. Loadin the save file. Round two. Let's go. I ain't got no other style. [Outro] Permadeath got me prayin to a god I don't believe in DLC map full price and my squad still leavin But tomorrow I'll be back, controller in my palm Fire Emblem in my blood like it's part of my genome

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