[intro] Let's Go! Let's score with some digital hoes! [verse] P-p-princess Peach, yeah, she's my main squeeze Rescuin' her daily, Mario? Please! Samus Aran, zero suit or armor clad Either way, she's callin' me her intergalactic dad Lara Croft, them polygons got me sprung T-t-tomb raidin' with her, my adventures just begun Chun-Li's thighs could crush a man, no lie But for me? She's spinnin' 'round like a butterfly [chorus] I'm the joystick-flickin', cheat code-clickin' lady killer Pixel-pimpin', heart-string-rippin' thrill-giver From 8-bit to 4K, I'm every gamer girl's dream 'Cause I'm the virtual Casanova, ruler of the screen! Wah-wah-wah-wah! Ooh-la-la-la! Wah-wah-wah-wah! Ooh-la-la-la! [verse] Tifa Lockhart, Cloud ain't got nothin' on me I'm the real SOLDIER, first-class in her fantasy Bayonetta's calling, wants me to "climb her tree" Zelda's sick of Link, I'm her new destiny Quiet from MGS? She breaks her vow of silence For my s-s-smooth moves, causin' violence 2B or not 2B? That ain't the question, son When I'm around, all androids come undone [chorus] I'm the joystick-flickin', cheat code-clickin' lady killer Pixel-pimpin', heart-string-rippin' thrill-giver From 8-bit to 4K, I'm every gamer girl's dream 'Cause I'm the virtual Casanova, ruler of the screen! Wah-wah-wah-wah! Ooh-la-la-la! Wah-wah-wah-wah! Ooh-la-la-la! [solo] [bridge] Click-click-clickin' on Rule 34 Thick-thick-thicken plots and nothing more Rip-rip-rippin' clothes off pixel queens Slip-slip-slippin' into their routines! [verse] Cortana's my AI, more than just a guide GLaDOS tests my patience, but she's along for the ride Jill Valentine's a sandwich I'd like to munch Ivy Valentine's soul burns for my punch Lightning strikes the same place twice when I'm around Liara T'Soni's blue for me, she's spellbound From Overwatch to DOA, I'm the main event E-e-every console babe knows I'm heaven-sent [chorus] I'm the joystick-flickin', cheat code-clickin' lady killer Pixel-pimpin', heart-string-rippin' thrill-giver From 8-bit to 4K, I'm every gamer girl's dream 'Cause I'm the virtual Casanova, ruler of the screen! Wah-wah-wah-wah! Ooh-la-la-la! Wah-wah-wah-wah! Ooh-la-la-la! [final chorus] I'm the joystick-flickin', cheat code-clickin' lady killer Pixel-pimpin', heart-string-rippin' thrill-giver From 8-bit to 4K, I'm every gamer girl's dream 'Cause I'm the virtual Casanova, ruler of the screen! Wah-wah-wah-wah! Ooh-la-la-la! Wah-wah-wah-wah! Ooh-la-la-la!
