Bike Theft Country

[Intro] [Verse one] I rode my bicycle to the shops today Things didn't turn out my way Then came along some bloody tyke In front of me, he rode off with my bike [Verse two] Now I'm stuck here with the shopping My bike is gone and I'm fuming Now I'll need to take the bus It's time to make a bloody fuss [Instrumental] [Bridge] It happens almost everyday Someone's bike gets taken away It's why we can't have anything nice These blighters are no better than lice [Chorus] I live in Bike Theft Country It's not the best place to be You leave your bike behind and it's gone The police only respond with a bored yawn [Instrumental] (MY BLOODY BIKE, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I CAN'T HAVE NOTHING HERE!) [Verse three] Life in this town is driving me crazy It's going to be the death of me, you see It's all utterly absurd So hear this song and take in every word [Chorus] I live in Bike Theft Country It's not the best place to be You leave your bike behind and it's gone The police only respond with a bored yawn (Uggghh...it's time to buy a new bicycle...eventually.) [End]