# ASK CHATGPT [Intro - Guitar Feedback / Spoken] Okay, ChatGPT... Hypothetically— If a guy says "goodnight :)" with a smiley face... Does that mean anything? [Beat] Don't give me a paragraph. [Guitar Slam] [Verse 1] Two A.M., laptop on my bed Half-eaten chips and a hoodie on my head Bestie's asleep, so you're up next Tell me what he meant by that stupid text I type it in, then delete it twice "Does he like me?" "Should I play it nice?" You give me seven possibilities I wanted ONE. Please. [Pre-Chorus] You know my homework You fix my grammar You help me through my tiny dramas But when it comes to boys somehow You pick this moment to be rational now?! [Chorus - Huge Pop-Rock Hook] ASK CHATGPT! Does he like me or not?! ASK CHATGPT! Am I crazy? Maybe... stop! Read the text! Check the signs! Tell me what's going through his mind! ASK CHATGPT! Come on, don't make this hard— I need an answer Not another freaking flowchart! [Post-Chorus - Gang Vocals] Hey! Hey! Just tell me! Hey! Hey! What does he mean?! [Guitar Riff] [Verse 2] Monday morning, I'm completely cooked Didn't do the chapter I was supposed to look— At Okay, fine That's on me But you made that summary beautifully Then lunchtime hits and he's by the wall New black hoodie and I lose it all I ask you, "Should I walk over there?" You say: "Consider communicating openly—" NO! I'M SCARED! [Pre-Chorus] You know Shakespeare You know equations You know like fifty-seven civilizations But here's one thing you gotta learn: Teenage boys don't come with search terms! [Chorus - Huge] ASK CHATGPT! Does he like me or not?! ASK CHATGPT! Am I crazy? Maybe... stop! Read the text! Check the signs! Tell me what's going through his mind! ASK CHATGPT! Come on, don't make this hard— I need an answer Not another freaking flowchart! [Breakdown - Bass / Spoken] Okay. New question. What should I wear Friday? [Pause] "Choose something that makes you feel comfortable and confident." ... Seriously? [Band Explosion] I HAVE FOURTEEN OUTFITS ON MY FLOOR! [Bridge - Half-Time Rock] Maybe you don't know everything Maybe nobody really does Maybe that's why one little "hey" Can mess me up this much Maybe love's not something You calculate online Maybe I should close this thing... [Guitar stops] ...and text him. [Silence] Oh my God. I texted him. [Phone Notification] OH MY GOD, HE'S TYPING! [Build] Wait— Wait— WAIT— WHAT DO I SAY?! [Drums Build] CHATGPT!!! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! [Final Chorus - Explosive / Gang Vocals] ASK CHATGPT! HE JUST TEXTED ME BACK! ASK CHATGPT! Okay, I'm having a heart attack! Read the text! Check the signs! WHY'D HE SEND A HEART THIS TIME?! ASK CHATGPT! Forget it, I know what I'll do— I'll screenshot everything And send it to my group chat too! [Gang Vocals] ASK CHATGPT! HEY! ASK CHATGPT! HEY! ASK CHATGPT! HEY! But my best friends know me better than you! [Outro - Guitar Feedback / Spoken] Okay... Can you delete this conversation? [Pause] Wait. Don't. I might need it tomorrow. [Phone Notification] Oh my God. He's typing again. [Hard Stop]
