Madly in Love {Chorus} For those of you who’ve Never had this kind of love, Suffered through it, Been destroyed by it: I swear to God almighty above There are few things worse than Madly in love. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but for in love madly I can tell you Put the emphasis on that last bad word The one that Rhymes with ending, badly. {Chorus}For those of you who’ve Never had this kind of love, Suffered through it, Been destroyed by it: I swear to God almighty above There are few things worse than Madly in love. The massive lie You tell yourself In order to Justify Yer crazy Is that love has made you hazy You can’t remember Little matters like your name, your address and that your life’s in tatters Your idiotic Acting-out behavior Expressed In total hormonal madness turns in yer Reproductive system Into a lesson in psychotic visions I’m not talkin' biology here: Pituitary glands, kicks in the rear Reptilian Brain parts Dopamine farts The only thing I can assure you Based on my numerous broken hearts And firsthand experience Is that the mad in loveness oughta be called Mad distructness You girls/women, You’re on your own In dealing with your hormones And the lunacy you will bemoan But I suspect that if you were to ask a woman my age All her secrets of mad love, And if she had a lick of sense, And even a bit of She’d confirm that what I’m saying to you Is as true for women as for guys too. {Chorus} For those of you who’ve Never had this kind of love, Suffered through it, Been destroyed by it: I swear to God almighty above There are few things worse than Madly in love. If this sounds cynical so it be It simply feels true to me, Love can be a lot of things Including insane, But madly in love, Almost always, carries hits of deadly pain. It’s often short-lived; and if you doubt it Just walk through any mall couples crawling in their pall Look at them, staring vacantly; Holding hands? lovey-dovey,? Hardly Chomping at the bit to hit the sack? You’ll never ever see that How many look in love forever? Just watch their painful pace I rest my case, I rest my case. I rest my madly-in-love case.
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